The new Haiku Thread

Gc cannon use Melody guitar...
heres another one of me:
contact is broken
columbia is away
Never forget them..
 
first its Philippe not phillipe like most poeple miss:p
Nuke USA now!
cgcannons house burns down
radioactive fun!
 
i am so bored now
mobile vibrates in my pants
what a thrill for me!

forget emotions
glory shines barely on me
contain it oh yea!

Norwegian bad stuff
haiku very hard for me
i won't write more now..
 
Originally posted by philippe
first its Philippe not phillipe like most poeple miss:p
Nuke USA now!
cgcannons house burns down
radioactive fun!
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Its cgannon64 (like most people miss) and if you spelled it right and pronounced it right (C...Gan...non) that's only 6 in the middle. :p

Repreive from the work
Finally I can relax
And stress over taxes!

A game reference...I think Perfection will pick it up...;)
 
c-g-an-non house burns down is=7
You shouldnt had to make such weird name :p

My computer starts
civilisation begins
a new history...
 
Originally posted by philippe
c-g-an-non house burns down is=7
You shouldnt had to make such weird name :p
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g-an-non? Why not gan-non? :lol:

Apparently life
Goes on without reprocussion
So why don't we stop?

I hate it when when I have broken lines...
 
Originally posted by Perfection
Love is all we need
That's what I used to believe
Then I starved to death
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:lol: Haha! I've made up a haiku about my frusteration with SC4

Grow damn you grow grow!
I give you education
And you won't move in!

Grow damn you grow grow!
I give you fire stations
And you won't move in!

Grow damn you grow grow!
I give you health coverage
And you won't move in!

Grow damn you grow grow!
I give you industrial
and you won't move in!

That's it I give up
If you refuse to move in
Then I will tax you!

Damn those picky sims...:mad:
 
Originally posted by Perfection
Sim City 4? not Hard!
Just micromanage your burg
Make sure its powered
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Surely you jest now
I had all utilities
And no one moved in!

I had large demand
For poor Residential Sims
And no one moved in!

Go to SC Central
To see my plight in detail
It is a new thread!

What poetry, what flair! :crazyeye:
 
Again with haikus-
only this time no Chieftess
saying "off topic"!!!! ;)
 
Powerful voices
Convince me that there is love
Despite all evidence!

I'm trying to make a haiku about my hilarious day at school today, but its hard. ;) :D Here goes:

Yes I have been framed
Yet it failed miserably
The trickster was caught

Forging notes, they did
Planting them in a locker
A huge hoax uncover'd

(Like that medeival way to skip a syllable, eh? ;))

I was misportrayed
A preference I was not
A dastardly trick

Reusing old notes
Replacing the former names
Unjustful revenge

But I was commuting
So my alibi was set
The trickster a fool

Handwriting was odd
'Twas most certainly not mine
The trickster a fool

'Twas photocopied
And 'twas obviously so
The trickster a fool

Lets see if that makes any sense. ;) :lol: I'm slacking off; using shortcuts like 'Twas and uncover'd...I have to be diligent! ;) :lol:

:D
 
Oh philippe, philippe
Oh why do you fight so much?
Why oh why oh why?

Seriously, I've seen you mention fighting in alot of posts...;) :lol: :mischief:
 
Phillippe fights for the
same reason all Belgians fight-
's Holland without drugs.
 
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