The new Haiku Thread

[Perfection]

Cgannon 64
Your Sim City Skills are poor
You're mayor no more!

Ok that was too harsh
You can do well if you try
and get bus'ness deals

 

[cgannon64]

Originally posted by Perfection
Cgannon 64
Your Sim City Skills are poor
You're mayor no more!

Ok that was too harsh
You can do well if you try
and get bus'ness deals

I've started once more
And with very great success
So hold your rude tongue!

Ends up it was mass transit. Don't underestimate those buses.

 

[Perfection]

Buses are okay
But if you want real nice flow
Go and ride the rails

 

[Sultan Bhargash]

Is new Sim City?
I start to think I might like
to give that one try...

 

[philippe]

But the specs are high
think twice before buying it.
Its 60$ man!

 

[joespaniel]

Holy Hand Grenade
One, two, five! Three sir, three! Three!
Mine enemies smote.

 

[Perfection]

Sixty you paid?
My dear friend you were ripped off
Only Fifty here!

 

[Chairman Yang]

hmm, haiku you say?
Yes, I remember those days,
spreading the message.

Civ3 haiku thread
lives vividly in my head,
*sigh* The good old days

 

[SirJethro]

Take seven deep breaths
Close your eyes and clear your mind
Too much Iraq talk.

Side topic: note my guest appearance in joespaniel's post above.

 

[Perfection]

I say to-may-to
But You're saying to-mah-to
The whole thing's called off

 

[Mojotronica]

Low technology...
My ancient Pikemen are crushed
By your brand new Tanks.

 

[puglover]

Death to the Romans
They do not have any Iron sources
Caesar shall die!

 

[philippe]

mister i ask you
give me a spear or a pike
tanks have arrived!

 

[Sultan Bhargash]

On-topic Civ 3
posts are off topic in this
off topic forum!!!



I think I can see
weapons of mass destruction
-no, just SUVs...

 

[Perfection]

The world is ending
We are all going to Hell
I heard it on FOX!

 

[JollyRoger]

Patriotic sin
Don't let the terrorists win
Drive your SUV

 

[cgannon64]

Originally posted by Perfection
Buses are okay
But if you want real nice flow
Go and ride the rails

A killer combo
Is surely rails and buses
Link mass transit now!

 

[Perfection]

Sorry my dear friend
but rails and buses don't mix
transfers aren't allowed

 

[polymath]

Must try to keep quiet
Resist the call of haiku
No, I am too weak.

 

[cgannon64]

Originally posted by Perfection
Sorry my dear friend
but rails and buses don't mix
transfers aren't allowed

I am sure you jest
For I heard it from a source
SC4.com!

They had an article up. They said the best way to maximize the use of your rails without railroading everywhere is to put a bus station right near the train station. Its hard to check to see if it works, though, but I heard it right from the source...

Rejoice rejoice now
A new patch is on the way
With all the cool 'scrapers!

Can't wait to actually get thouse Houston tileset ones...someone at Maxis screwed up BIG TIME and there is a bug preventing all the cool Houston skyscrapers from being built. (I'm sure you've heard already at SCCentral). My bet is that he's fired.