The Surrealist Compliment Generator

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ggganz

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Generates random surrealist compliments. Post your favorites here!

You mutter such objects of equine delight that the mind's ability to sew slices of mordant ivory becomes tamed with visions of Tamils in Constantinople.

If I were to combine your blood, toes, and hair, it might not be you, but it would be enough for my basic desires.
(My blood, toes, and hair are that good?)

You have been blessed with the egregious qualities of a duffle-bag in His Majesty's Royal Navy.
(Hooray for duffle-bags!)

Be still, my love, my watermelon rind. I am consumed with your collection of agile fans and pocked blades.

You foment graciously, as ever any dying monster did rot.
(I see...)

In hunger you most certainly drool pendulums of sinusoids and wounded mosques.

Okay, I'm done, now it's your turn!
 
A kitten's growl would not come near the plights of your spoken voice.

Your skin sheds forth so that I endlessly crave pans of fried baclava.

You are . .. .. .. .ing awesome.

Ah! how the play of light upon your shoulders does bring one to reminisce of fallen lighthorsemen and gaseous trenches.

You salivate strongly, like a platoon of army engineers trapped in a fit of malaria.
 
I would beg to see your arms raised in calcification towards the expanding horizon as the minutemen stand before me with their phallic gums aimed and loaded..

Porno?
 
May you always have stables of horses to service your needs.:deadhorse:

No.... I don't do that sort of thing:vomit:

Your cleverness ferments meat without the need of oxygen

Umm... Thank you?

In your presence even a batallion of body builders could pass the New York State driving exam.

Is that a good thing?

You blink thrice warned that I can but think of the eyebrows of Richard Nixon covering a hostess of furry twinkies.

Furry twinkies?

I love your eyes, but only with ketchup.

I'm calling the cops.

You are as dazzling as a pregnant cow attired in electrical sockets.

How dare you!
 
Friends, family, countrymen, "Its a far far better thing I do than to require that you find me a hammer and pummel me with all due diligence."
 
You reflections bear a turgidity that rends naked glass.

I don't even know what this means...
 
Your affluent effluent drives even the most zeal-minded to imbibe.


thanks?
 
Ever do you remind me of a staircase falling exotically into a sea of spilled macaroni.
 
Your teeth are as soft as liquid stones poured from an aquamarine vase of solidifying flesh.

Mmmm, solidifying flesh... :lol:
 
My favorite one so far:

Soft sausages would gladly procreate in the bathwater of your verisimilitude.
 
"Your petulance is seduction unto extinction."


Ummm ok then:crazyeye:


"Your face is like an imperfectly shaven tennis ball."

Damn that webcam :D
 
Especially for Yankee...
In your presence even a batallion of body builders could pass the New York State driving exam.
 
The quietness of a manhole cover cannot compare with the wild vapours of nylon I sense in your larynx.

I relentlessly desire your custard tongue between my eyelids.

the hammer:

Ceci n'est pas un compliment.
 
"Demonize your sofa. It will lend forth more peanuts between the cushions."

"May bathtubs overflow upon your offspring."

"You turn the atmosphere wild with currents of vitriol when you smile at the passing insects."
 
The dimples of your breasts do pucker evocatively when you smile.
 
"Sir, you have most exquisite breasts." :ack:

That's not a compliment..

"Your dashingly colored toupee twists my right boot into a state of ennui with the speed and dexterity of many lemon meringue-coated conquistadors." :lol:
 
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