The top 1000 ways to notice that you are too tired to continue work

[dwaxe]

Your writing starts looking like it passed through a shredder.

 

[The Omega]

Your writing starts looking like it passed through a shredder.

You accidentally put your paper through a shredder.

 

[Zack]

You accidentally put your paper through a shredder.

How does this happen?

 

[The Omega]

How does this happen?

It was three in the morning! I have no idea what my mind was thinking at that point! Probably thought it was a fax machine, or something!

 

[Zack]

It was three in the morning! I have no idea what my mind was thinking at that point! Probably thought it was a fax machine, or something!

I won't question what happens at 3 am.

 

[Polietileno]

You tell your girlfriend that you are going to have sex with your ex the next day. And you aren't going to do that, neither do you have a girlfriend.

 

[Sharwood]

You tell your girlfriend that you are going to have sex with your ex the next day. And you aren't going to do that, neither do you have a girlfriend.

What the hell?

 

[azzaman333]

You pass out.

 

[cardgame]

Someone gives you some french fries, you bite your finger and not the fry more than 10 times while eating them...

 

[aronnax]

You realise that you typed a paragraph worth of words, and you dont remenber typing that

 

[Bobbtjoe]

You fall asleep...

 

[Bobbtjoe]

Someone gives you some french fries, you bite your finger and not the fry more than 10 times while eating them...

what the hell does this have to do with work?

 

[Perfection]

Some people eat stuff at work.

 

[Gooblah]

You type a paragraph w/o looking at the keyboard, only to realize all your keystrokes were one key off (i.e j became h on a QWERTY). It's happened to me before.

 

[Souron]

You are vaguely aware of somebody saying "did he fall asleep or something".