The Typical Video Game Character

[Maniacal]

Problem, reality?

 

[Clement]

Looks like he forgot his flail hehe

 

[Darth Caesar]

 

[LightSpectra]

I always wondered if Gordon Freeman was a bit uncomfortable making such long jumps and falls with a gluon gun, gauss rifle, several rockets, grenades and mines in his pack.

 

[GoodGame]

Problem, reality?

Nah, he just takes his majik hormone adjustment potion.


Or maybe he's an Ogre with a charisma buff?



Or Grevious?

Problem, Jedi?

Or a mutant giant?

Problem, Greek Hero?

 

[Clement]

Looks like my old maths teacher

 

[Maniacal]

Looks like he forgot his flail hehe

It got caught on the other weapons too often.

 

[carmen510]

I'm just gonna carry 100 mini-nukes, several rocket launchers, 6 assault rifles, 2 submachine guns, and 300 grenades and just run over there for a bit.

 

[Rub'Rum]

I'm just gonna carry 100 mini-nukes, several rocket launchers, 6 assault rifles, 2 submachine guns, and 300 grenades and just run over there for a bit.

But somehow you can't carry that extra shirt of awesomeness. Obviously, it would be too encumbering.

 

[Mustakrakish]

You guys!

 

[Smellincoffee]

CRACKED.com had photoshop contest which depicted the main character carrying all his many weapons his back -- and looking very much stoop-shouldered.

 

[Abaddon]

Not to mention all the other phat loot.

 

[Maniacal]

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/unskippable/2518-Unskippable-100-A-Guide-to-Cinematics

Paul and Graham provide helpful instructions for game developers. Hilarity ensues.

 

[Rub'Rum]

Very good. So right about having a guy reading something to me at the same time I'm trying to read it myself; one of the most annoying things. I can't concentrate when someone is speaking to me. So I usually just sit there and listen or follow with him at his very slow pace. Or I skip it. Except of course nowadays unskippable scenes are all the rage.

 

[Skwink]

Problem North Korea? (and/or anyone else you were a jerk to)

 

[Maniacal]

That looks realistic... not a typical video game female :/

 

[Dachs]

Yeah, she needs bigger tits, less clothes, and more weapons.

 

[Abaddon]

Same as most females I meet.

 

[Skwink]

Same as most females I meet.

Most women you meet hold AR-15's?

 

[Abaddon]

no, but she'd be hotter if she did!