The Ultimate Life

[vladmir_illych_lenin]

A large, grassy island in the tropics, with many beautiful straight, bi and lesbian women living nake in huts at one end of the island, and your house on the other end. You have your own personal satelite internet connection at 5 gigs per second, and have every game ever released in the entire world at your fingertips (updates automatically). There is a food dispenser that gives you anything you command. There's no one to bother you, except making love with beautiful women that live next door. There is an omnimax theater underground with AC and an plays every movie every released (updates automatically), and any channel you desire. There's also a stereo system which plays every song that was ever released(updates automatically).

There is also a local nerd that you can always beat up.

In the cellar, there is infinite alcohol.

Now, you have this program which automatically downloads any patch, scenario, etc. ever created for Civ, and is at your fingertips to play.

You frequently beat Eyes of Night, and get higher scores than Shadowdale. You have more posts than Ming, and are the Co-administrator of CivFanatics and Apolyton.

NOW THAT'S THE ULTIMATE LIFE!

 

[weimar_republic]

really, it got kinda boaring after a while.

 

[vladmir_illych_lenin]

Plus you get to chat with people in realtime around the world whenever you like

 

[Pedro]

I'm with weimar: if there's no challenge in life, you'd get bored. Judging on your 'ideal situation', you'd desire the exact opposite after a while, so:
you'd become gay,
environmental activist,
pacifist,
vegetarian.
Have you seen the Matrix? (the movie, not the person

) When 'Mr. Smith' explains the principle of the Matrix to Neo, he says something like: 'we first experimented with a simulation of a perfect world, but somehow your strange race doesn't thrive well in such an environment, so we decided to make a copy of your imperfect world...'

I'm sorry, Vlad, your perfect world can never exist...

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[Ecco]

Ja dumaju shto ti, Vladik, xochish slyshkom mala.

There has to be some kind of thrill in life - like maybe having a helicopter pad near your house, so you could bomb a few south american terrorist drug factories once in a while, or maybe even a colloseum where Celebrity Deathmathes would take place. + the lesbians and bi and the dork to beat up.

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"Anyone can win, unless there happens to be another entry."
- George Ade

 

[GenghisK]

Well, just the women are enough for me

Or even only one?

BTW, I saw Matrix (the film not the moderator

) 4 times but still don't understand it.

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[Ecco]

Genghis - you sound desperate... Civ2 not doing it for you?

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"Anyone can win, unless there happens to be another entry."
- George Ade

 

[GenghisK]

Think in Civ3, there must be a new discovery named "the woman"

Sorry, drunk a lot for lunch. BTW to everybody, I'm desperately alone in the chatroom sice Kira disconnected... NObody wanna speak?

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[Ecco]

I'm in chat. Where are you, GK?

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"Anyone can win, unless there happens to be another entry."
- George Ade

 

[GenghisK]

in chat too: here. http://www.civfanatics.com/cgi-bin/chat/chat2.cgi

 

[GenghisK]

Sorry http://www.civfanatics.com/cgi-bin/chat/chat.cgi

 

[vladmir_illych_lenin]

Think about it. You work all your life so you could have your own property surrounded by beautiful women. You will not get bored! As I said, you can talk to anyone you want. So if you wanted to square George Bush, just press this button.

Oh yeah, one addition: teleporter. You can go anywhere in the world! And you have a credit card with infinite cash, and you're invincible.

 

[DA_Champion]

Are you guys familiar with viking heaven.

Your in this room and all you do is fight. When you get killed you reapear at edge of room and fight some more. Then you go eat. Then you go back and fight.

Nice.

 

[vladmir_illych_lenin]

That'd SUCK! All you do is feel pain your entire life. It also depends on who you fight. What kinda heaven is that? Oh yeah, I'd just LOVE to die multiple times.

Nerd heaven:

You're locked in this room with Stephen Hawking and all you do is deeply discuss quatam physics. You get new glasses every day.

 

[Simon Darkshade]

I find it quite interesting that all of those posting on this topic are ignoring the ultimate of ultimate lives: EVIL WORLD DOMINATION !!!! We all take over thew world in Civ, why not in a perfect world. Imagine the fun of being Grand High Poobah of the Russians and nuking the rest of the world safe in the knowledge that you have engineers and the Cheat menu to save you from nuclear winter! Mwhuhahahhaaaaaa!!!!

Just think of the posibilities: don't like the other civ- just do like Dr Evil and press the button marked "Kill Civilization"!!
To h**l with Vladimir Illych's bevy of only a paltry 'many' lesbian/bi/other women- u can take your pick of the whole world (plus Alpha Centauri)

Who needs a cellar full of alcohol, when u can just be like Boris Yeltsin, and drink all the surplus Soviet rocket fuel, or reshuffle your cabinet with Vodka as SecState!

As Graham Richardson, a most corpulent hedonist once said, "Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac"

Also, who better to seal the matter than our old pal Genghis Khan ( the dead one, not the chap on this forum):

"The greatest joy a man can have is victory;to conquer one's enemies, to pursue them, to deprive them of their possessions, to reduce their families to tears, to ride on their horses, to ravish their wives and daughters."

P.S: Just don't get the horses confused with the wives and daughters in the heat of the moment.

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[Loaf Warden]

"Puny citizens of this pathetic nation, I am Eric the Viking! We have travelled long to conquer your hopeless country, and we have come to ravish your horses and ride your women! No, wait a minute. . . ."

 

[FearlessLeader2]

I'm with vladimir, I want access to every deep thinker in history, Newton, Einstien, Mendel, Curie, Aristotle, and a Universal Translator so we can all bounce ideas off each other's heads, and a fully staffed laboratory and teams of engineers to build what we dream up. Now THAT would be heaven!

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"What do we want? Tickets to the Met, Broadway, the shops, civilization, man, that's what we're looking for. Oh, we may stumble along the way, take this fellow for instance. . . *BLAM*
Now was that civilized? Fun, yes, but in no sense civilized."