ABCDPuppies
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Isn't that what happened in the Phantom Menace?
Things I learned about the science of warfare through Civilization IV
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Isn't that what happened in the Phantom Menace?
PreLynMax
Your Lord and Master
happyturtle
Mrs GrumpyOldCivver
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There are camels everywhere, but only the Arabs can see them.
Terrance888
Discord Reigns
You can power an entire empire with a single plot of Coal.
Not all gold makes one happy, only the first.
Fur doesn't make
faces despite what PETA wants us to think.
Not all gold makes one happy, only the first.
Fur doesn't make
faces despite what PETA wants us to think.You did, but not a closing ")".
crap!
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Fur doesn't make
Optical
The Fall of the Eleventh
You can get hit by a cannonball and it doesn't kill you.
It just stubs your toe
Terrance888
Discord Reigns
Blowing down walls do not injure those standing upon it.
Blowing people off walls does not injure the wall, but it may injure people on the other side of town.
Blowing people off walls does not injure the wall, but it may injure people on the other side of town.
Tanks aren't as much fun as a group of warriors with chainsaws.
Terrance888
Discord Reigns
Somehow, they never make warhammers despite turning hammers into everything else imaginable.
sydhe
King of Kongs
The ancient Greeks built a gigantic copper statue to honor the man who discovered how to extract gold from water.
A quick way to finish off the Statue of Liberty is to work your slaves to death. This causes your people to aspire to greatness.
Similarly, the fastest way to build Notre Dame is for a great engineer to work himself to death. Thinking of his sacrifice makes all your citizens a bit happier.
Learning Monarchy drives your people to drink.
Totem poles were used by Native Americans all over the Americas to improve their archery skills because they make such good targets. However Native Americans never learned to use them to enhance their gunnery skills.
Native Americans trained dogs to wield axes. However, these dog warriors were weaker than most axemen because canines lack opposable thumbs. Aztecs had the same problem training jaguars to wield swords, as did the Arabs teaching camels to use bows and arrows. The Khmer were fortunate in this respect because their elephants' trunks are well adapted to operate ballistas.
A quick way to finish off the Statue of Liberty is to work your slaves to death. This causes your people to aspire to greatness.
Similarly, the fastest way to build Notre Dame is for a great engineer to work himself to death. Thinking of his sacrifice makes all your citizens a bit happier.
Learning Monarchy drives your people to drink.
Totem poles were used by Native Americans all over the Americas to improve their archery skills because they make such good targets. However Native Americans never learned to use them to enhance their gunnery skills.
Native Americans trained dogs to wield axes. However, these dog warriors were weaker than most axemen because canines lack opposable thumbs. Aztecs had the same problem training jaguars to wield swords, as did the Arabs teaching camels to use bows and arrows. The Khmer were fortunate in this respect because their elephants' trunks are well adapted to operate ballistas.
Wow! Nice neighbors. My neighbor hates it when my cat goes into his yard.
Undoubtedly you haven't discovered writing to sign open border agreements yet. Or he's an old Japanese hermit.
Maybe I should clarify, I meant if you have neighbors A and B, B can send his army through your land to attack A, yet A doesn't think ill of you. In RL that'd be considered an hostile act.
This one made me laugh hard.
happyturtle
Mrs GrumpyOldCivver
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If I declare war on someone because you asked me to, that makes us good friends, even if I never actually send any troops or even have the capability to reach their lands.
TheMulattoMaker
Dictator of RF
And if some guy I barely know gets drunk in a bar and picks a fight with the biggest dude in the place, he'll ask me for help. And then get mad at me when I say no.
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