Things My Girlfriend and I Have Argued About

Ziggy Stardust · Oct 19, 2006

A very old link I stumbled upon when I found old bookmarks. So spare me the "That is so pre-2000" comments

http://www.mil-millington.com/

Read it and weep

Grisu · Oct 19, 2006

awesome, gotta store it to read the rest of it.....

So far, this number of people have visited this site. Generally on their employer's time.

The Last Conformist · Oct 19, 2006

ZiggyS said:
A very old link I stumbled upon when I found old bookmarks. So spare me the "That is so pre-2000" comments

http://www.mil-millington.com/

Read it and weep

Oldie but goodie. :goodjob:

SuperBeaverInc. · Oct 19, 2006

"She really over-reacts whenever she catches me wearing her underwear."

:rotfl:

Jawz II · Oct 20, 2006

Margret doesn't like to watch films on the TV. No, hold on - let me make sure you've got the inflection here: Margret doesn't like to watch films on the TV. She says she does, but years of bitter experience have proven that what she actually wants is to sit by me while I narrate the entire bleeding film to her. 'Who's she?', 'Why did he get shot?', 'I thought that one was on their side?', 'Is that a bomb' - 'JUST WATCH IT! IN THE NAME OF GOD, JUST WATCH IT!' The hellish mirror-image of this is when she furnishes me, deaf to my pleading, with her commentary. Chair-clawing suspense being assaulted mercilessly from behind by such interjections as, 'Hey! Look! They're the cushions we've got.', 'Isn't she the one who does that tampon advert?' and, on one famous occasion, 'Oh, I've seen this - he gets killed at the end.

my mom did that for some reason. man that annoyed the hell outta me.
i havent lived with my family for over 10 years, but there are still few things i dont do:

1.wait for a female to be done to go to a party, you can wake me up when youre done, and if the party hasnt finished we might go, or ill meet you there!

2.go shopping anything with any female, specially not clothing.

3.watch a movie with my mom.she would ask these great questions...
imagine were watching a movie none of us have seen before, the movie starts, in the movie a man enters a room.

-mom: who is he?
-me: how the bloody hell should i know? the goddamn thing just started didnt it? :mad: