Things my girlfriend and I have argued about

[napoleon526]

Things my girlfriend and I have argued about

This might be the funniest thing i've ever read. It took me several days to read the entire thing, but it was worth it. The guy who wrote these has actually come up with more and has published a book about the things that he and his girlfriend have argued about.

It does make one wonder why this guy is still hanging around with this woman who is clearly mentally ill.

 

[K-Man]

That has to be one of the funniest things I've read on here in a while, or at least the part that I managed to read at first sitting.

 

[Damien]

I think both are insane.

 

[Perfection]

WOW, I'm in utter amazement

 

[Dynamic Cow]

theres only one comment on this one...

 

[Pillager]

Hmm, worryingly accurate.

 

[Turner]

And yet, were I to throw her from a train, they'd call me the criminal

Classic!

 

[Aphex_Twin]

Pretty excessive...

 

[Furry Spatula]

I was sympathizing with him untill i hit this little tidbit

She really over-reacts whenever she catches me wearing her underwear.

Well i guess different folks have different strokes.

But seriously, some of the stuff he needs to put up with is well i dont know how he does that without throwing her off of a train. There must be something about her that we dont know thats making him stay with her.

 

[col]

Mil writes a column of these in the Guardian every Saturday. His novel was very disappointing when compared to the quality of his columns.

 

[Portuguese]

That guys are weird...

 

[Zcylen]

I dont know if laugh like a crazy or become one

 

[cromagnon]

Simply Amazing. I found a couple of scary similarities with myself even...

 

[Darkness]

Funny...

 

[Raijer]

napoleon, that was some seriously funny s@#t.

Unfortunately, I think I've developed a serious crush on Margret.

 

[tpasmall]

Lol, on the FAQ page:

"Will you send me photos of Margaret naked?"
"Oddly enough, no"

"I'm a twenty-two year old woman with jet black hair - can I send you some photos of me naked then?"
"Tsk, alright then, I suppose so. But just twenty or thirty - and nothing involving goats, understood?

Oh, OK, you can include one with the goats. But just the one and that's it."