Those damn cows

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A Tale of Two Cows ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
SOCIALISM: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.

COMMUNISM: You have 2 cows, the Government takes both and gives you some milk.

FASCISM: You have 2 cows, the Government takes both and sells you some milk.

NAZISM: You have 2 cows. The Government takes both and shoots you.

BUREAUCRATISM: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away...

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.

A FRENCH CORPORATION: You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them World-Wide.

A GERMAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You reengineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.

A BRITISH CORPORATION: You have two cows. Both are mad. AN

ITALIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.

A RUSSIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 2 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.

A CHINESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You worship till they drop dead! (it was written this way.. got no hand in the FWD)
 
:lol: :lol: I didn't heard it before and the variations in leftys links are also funny
 
:lol: 'big teats' :lol: Haven't heard utters called the before.
 
Originally posted by WickedSmurf
A RUSSIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 2 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.

:lol: This one is the best.
 
Philippism:You got 2 cows.Your neighbour has 3 cows.
You give him one cow if he agrees that you may milk his 16 year old hot daughter :D
 
Any city government: You want two cows, but you are waiting 6 to 8 mos. for the application to process.:lol:
 
HOLLYWOOD: You have 2 cows. Each has 4 breasts. That totals to 8 breasts.

AMISH COUNTRY: You have 2 cows. You are considered normal.

ARKANSAS: You have 2 cows. You hope one is a female, for personal reasons.;)

LAS VEGAS: You have 2 cows. You lost them to a slot machine.

MCDONALDS: You have 20 potenial hamburgers.
 
Civ III: You mine the cows and give the city to Persia for Military Training.
 
Civ III:
You rush 10 warriors,
you liberate an AI city, notice they have irrigated the cow, and decide to mine it, since you're still in despotism.
 
Originally posted by Paalikles
Civ III:
You rush 10 warriors,
you liberate an AI city, notice they have irrigated the cow, and decide to mine it, since you're still in despotism.

Except that the AI would have mined it, and you would have irrigated it (even in despotism--especially in despotism as to get 4+1-1=4 food) :p
 
Oh yeah - those settler factories :) - where is my head :crazyeye:
 
Mc Donald's corperation: Get your cows high on anything and then sell them as hamburgers
 
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