Traffic Ticket:

[Smellincoffee]

GCF: The Parking Ticket

I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5
minutes. When I came out there was a police officer writing a parking ticket.

So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?"

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

So I called him a pencil-necked geek.

He glared at me and started writing another ticket for worn tires!

So I called him a piece of horse manure.

He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket!

This went on for about 20 minutes... the more I abused him, the more
tickets he wrote.

I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner.

I try to have a little fun each day. It's important.

 

[Japanrocks12]

So, Are you going to pay it all off?

 

[SuperBeaverInc.]

That would really suck if it was your car

 

[Captain Carnage]

That's a great one

 

[Al Zan]

i would hate to be the guy who that car!

 

[allhailIndia]

Should try that once, here they tow it away if you piss them off.... on the other hand, he could punch me in the faceunch:

 

[The Person]

Well, as long as it wasn't your car... (evil laugh)