In the year 250 BC King Killer As I took the throne cause new one else would. Where he took is still up for debate.
It was a quiet time in the kingdom and remained relatively quiet throughout his reign.
250 BC: King KA called on the Russian leadership. Here is a segment of the conservation.
KA: Would you like Philosophy?
Russia: Sure! Heres the Wheel for your trouble.
KA: Heres Math and Construction cause I like you.
Russia: We love you! Youre so kind and generous!
KA: How about we swap maps?
Russia: No problem!
The Russian map revealed that they have two isolated cities, Kiev and Smolensk. If only our boats wouldnt get lost once they leave the sight of land, they would be great conquests.
KA ordered the horsemen to kick the Zulu phalanx of our territory. They promptly dunked them in the ocean where they sunk. They mustve been witches.
225 BC: Malaca starts building Triremes. These islands have no more room for the wonderful Carthaginian Empire.
The Indians and Chinese trade Construction and Republic.
King KA runs to talk to our wonderful allies the Indians
KA: I like that Republic stuff! Can I have it?
India: Only if you give me The Wheel
KA: OK
India: Now pay me 50 gold for this alliance
KA: What do I look like? A bank?
India: Then kiss this alliance bye bye.
KA: Whoop-de-do
200-150 BC: Tries to invent baseball.
125 BC: Utica builds Spice Caravan and starts construction of a granary.
Leptis Parva builds Copper Caravan and starts construction of a harbor.
100 BC: Panormus builds Silk Caravan and starts construction of a harbor.
Rusicade builds Phalanx and starts construction of a harbor.
KA likes fish!!!
Gades founded
75 BC: Baseball invented. King wins!
50 BC: Caralis builds Hides Caravan and starts construction of a granary.
Carthage builds Silver Caravan and starts construction of a harbor.
25 BC: Cartenna builds Silver Caravan and starts construction of a harbor.
Astronomy discovered. :grad: KA stares at the stars for months then tells the brainiacs to find a way off these islands (Navigation)
1 AD: KA decides hes sick of counting backward and starts a new calendar.
Then he meets with the high council
for fun.
Sir Kills-a-lot: These haystacks suck!!! Build me some city walls!!!
Mr. Moneybags: No way. Too expensive. Build marketplaces instead.
Sir Kills-a-lot: HELL NO!!! GIVE ME CITY WALLS!!!
Sir Kills-a-lot then attacks Mr. Moneybags and kills him. :slay: The estate of Mr. Moneybags sues Sir Kills-a-lot for wrongful death.
Head of the brainiacs: Were #1
Nikita the foreign adviser: Its true.
Nikita: Other civs love you.
H of B: yup
Sir Kills-a-lot: Who cares!
Elvi: Raise those luxury taxes and have happy people
H of B and Moneybags Estate: No way!
KA: Im the supreme ruler! I dont need happy people. :king
Malaca builds Trireme
20 AD: Utica builds granary and starts construction of an aqueduct.
40-100 AD: KA sleeps and dreams of the blood of infidels
French build the Great Library
120 AD: Adventure seeking Trireme lost. 2 bead caravans go down with it.
Panormus/Carthage Silver Caravan generates 74 gold
Gades builds phalanx and starts construction of an harbor.
140 AD: Someone builds Colossus. KA yawns.
160 AD: Leptis Parva builds harbor and starts construction of a marketplace.
180 AD: Utica builds Aqueduct and starts construction of a Copernicus Observatory.
200 AD: Caralis builds Harbor and starts construction of a marketplace.
Carthage builds granary and starts construction of a harbor.
Malaca switches from Trireme to marketplaces.
Another Trireme is lost.
KA talks to the Chinese
China: Declare war on Russia!
KA: OK.
China: Cease-fire?
KA: Sure. Trade techs?
China: No way!
KA: Well heres Monotheism and Astronomy.
China: OK! Well trade. Heres Banking
KA: Heres Medicine. How about Peace.
China: Sure!
The French get all of the traded tech from the Great Library
On the way home from talking to the Chinese, King Killer As is attacked by killer bees and dies.
Thus ends the reign of Killer As I.
I didnt switch to Republic cause I didnt know if was had the happiness to maintain it and I wasnt sure what year to switch without disorder. Move all caravans to Utica to help build the Observatory.