Twist Civ4 Quotes

When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint.

When I ask why the poor have no food, they say it's because they are too damn lazy to get off their ass and get a frickin' job.
 
The beaurocracy is expanding to meet the needs of the abnormally stupid EU regulations regarding the length of bananas.
 
"I cannot live without CIV."
"Any sufficiently oil-rich country is indistinguishable from any other to the US."
 
"Let us sit in a circle, sing Baba Yetu, and feast on the flesh of our enemies."
"It's been a small slice of heaven - really, really small and all crust."
"You get more with a kind word and a diamond necklace..."
 
"Never trust Swedishguy if you can't throw him out a window"

"The problem is now wether men think but wether SG does"
 
Oh, I didn't know is was "...twist Civ quotes into flames..." :rolleyes:

In that case, I see SG shouting, "I got a pig head! I got a pig head! It's all pig head."
 
Bushface said:
"Let us sit in a circle, sing Baba Yetu, and feast on the flesh of our enemies."
"It's been a small slice of heaven - really, really small and all crust."
"You get more with a kind word and a diamond necklace..."
LOL.......!!!!!!!
 
Never trust a computer that can't play Civ IV!


Do not throw an arrow. Period. Anyone stupid enough to throw an arrow deserves to die.


We do NOT inherit the Earth from our ancestors. We take it from them. Rudely. And we do NOT borrow it from our children. They get what's left after we're done with it.
 
"Do not throw the boomerang which has an explosive warhead."

"His hole is greater than the sum of my parts. :("

"I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with well-endowed endowments has intended us to forgo their use."

"What nukes did for war, LSD has done for the mind."
 
Swedishguy said:
''Stylesj, n. A way to achieve individual profit, without individual responsibility.''

Stylesjl, Noun, An ingenious device to flame individuals without individual bannage:lol:
 
"If you speak the truth, have your butt on that chair"

"There is no wealth like money, no poverty like being penniless"

"People of the moderator trade seldom meet together even for discussion of moderation actions and bans but the topic ends with a conspiracy against the forum"
 
To bring about the rule of right-wingedness in the land so that the strong may abuse the weak.

It is not the most prolific of posters who survive, but the most flame-proof.

We will make democracy so cheap that only the rich will rule fairly.

The wisest men follow their own direction, except when it leads them into quicksand. Then they're the stupidest.

Chemistry means the difference between an acid and an alkali.

Words have the power to both destroy and heal. When words are both false and hateful, you get trolls.

There is one rule for the capitalist and that is: Make the worst quality of goods possible at the cheapest cost possible, paying the fewest wages possible.

And them that take the sword shall perish by the other guy's tank.
 
Thorvald of Lym said:
Chemistry means the difference between an acid and a basin.

There is one rule for the capitalist and that is: Make the worst quality of goods possible at the cheapest cost possible, paying the fewest wages possible.
(1) Perhaps "and a base or alkali" ?
(2) Then pay millions to an advertising agency, to persuade as many people as possible to buy your product at the highest price possible.
 
Touché.

I have clarified the above post based on your advice.
 
"What printing press has done for war, guns have done for the mind."

"A man will not kill himself for half pence a day, you must speak to the soul and electrify him, that way youre the one that kills him."
 
Not at all similar are the race of the immortal gods and the race of men who make Budweiser.

If music be the food of love, U2 be that moldy spaghetti in the back of your refrigerator that should have been thrown out a few years ago.

Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will probably give up a little more for a date with Russell Crowe.

The only thing worse than being talked about is burning in Hell for eternity you heathen! "Hey you, in the green hat and holding the Dairy Queen cup, I'm talking to you."

If in other sciences we should arrive at certainty without doubt and truth with at least 95% certainty, it behooves us to place the foundations of knowledge in the standard normal distribution.

Chemistry means the difference between poverty and starvation and Kool-aid.

For once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, just dont blame me when you step in dog s--t.

There is a single light of science, and all of the physicists on the night shift fight over that light so that they can see the keyboard while they work on their dissertations.

Blessed shall be the fruit of thy cattle, the increase of thy kine, and the flocks of thy sheep, except for you people in Papua New Guinea. You can eat taro.

Tell me what you eat, and I'll bet Chairman Kaga will make it the secret ingredient on the next Iron Chef.

The Earth is the cradle of the mind, but Pluto has just been downgraded from a "cradle" to a "dwarf-cradle".

Soon it will be a sin for parents to have a child who reloads using the HOF mod for the GOTM.
 
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