African Forest Elephant 18
B17 21
Battering Ram 23
Berber Cavalry 21
Berserker 17
Carolean 30
Cataphract 19 (22-3)
Chu-Ko-Nu 33
Companion Cavalry 18
Conquistador 23
Cossack 24
Dromon 5
Horse Archer 21
Hussar 22
Hwacha 24
Immortal 17
Impi 26
Jaguar 26 (25+1)
Janissary 25
Keshik 32
Legion 23
Longbowman 34
Minutemen 22
Mohawk Warrior 21
Musketeer 15
Naresuan's Elephant 20
Nau 19
Norwegian Ski Infantry 11
Pathfinder 26
Pictish Warrior 19
Samurai 9
Sea Beggar 24
Ship of the Line 27
Siege Tower 27
Sipahi 12
Tercio 23
Turtle Ship 11
War Elephant 9
Winged Hussar 26
Jaguar +1 - I've got the moooves like Jaguar, I've got the moooves like Jaguar-
Much greater to the Warrior. It would be a very crappy UU if not for the fact that units you upgrade from it keep ALL the promotions. Powerful promotions. Useful promotions. And they work great as a scout replacement - why build a scout (unless a lot of hills) when you can build another Jaguar?
Cataphract -3 - Why is this travesty so high up? It's basically a swordsman with +1 movement speed that doesn't give you anything on upgrade. Also it's with Byzantium, where you need to focus your early game on faith or deal with bad beliefs. Early game is, in other words, the Time When Cataphract Is Supposed To Be Used. It doesn't achieve anything special, it's just weak. Also, completely doesn't fit it's era (it being a knight replacement would fit much more, preferably one gotten at Theology instead of Monarchy).
Wanted to vote Dromon instead, but I believe it'll fall down next anyway, so I'll just start kicking the cataphract in hope others start doing the same.
Join mah crusade against Byzantium UU's, it's absolutely supported by the Pope. After they both leave the competition, you'll be able to proudly say "it was I that brought down the heretical tyranny of the daemonical Cataphract! All in the Holy Name of Sid Meier! Thanks to my accomplishments, after death I'll go to Eternal Civilizations, becoming one with the leaderheads that face future generations of players. And later on, alien players, after they take the Earth with Giant Death Robot spam"
It's all legit. You won't get excommunicated for that or anything, so don't fear boyos and get those crappy Byzantium uniques down! Eternal rewards await the courageous voters, and Civ damnation (with legions of Alexes and Ramkhamhaengs and other pleasant leaders waiting for the unruly there) or purgatory (with one Elizabeth constantly screaming at you to do the dishes and denouncing you for anything you do) is on the way of the Unholy Defenders of ByzantiUU. The vile Byzantiese uniques, both of them truly bad, unfitting and heavily overrated, shall fall, and I will be able to easily say - I saw it coming, and I myself foresaw, nay - machinated their demise.