The Battle of Ning Hsia
Its the autumn of 1310 AD ...
"General, the troops are ready, Sir! Waiting for your command."
"What do you suppose we should do, Lietenant?"
"Standard warfare, sir. Catapults to disrupt their defenses, then followed by elephants charg, then Maceman and swordsman to follow through."
"Wrong, you dumbass! By my command, move them across the river, to the hill north of the city! That is a much better atatck position!"
So the troops moved, and 10 years
eek:, 10 fu*king years to move one tile???) later, the army of the french finally secured the hill north of Ning Hsia ...
"General, the troops are ready, Sir! Waiting for your command."
"What do you suppose we should do, Lietenant?"
"Er ... look for a better position, Sir!"
"You dumbass! And spend another 10 years!!??? Get the catapults to tear down their defences!"
So for the next 10 years, Ning Hsia was bombarded with countless stones ...
"Sir, the enemy attempts to break siege!!!"
While defending, Swordsman defeats (2.88/6): Mongolian Catapult
"Damage report!"
"Minor imjuries across teh troops, sir!"
"Heal them. Meanwhil keep tearing thos defenses!"
So for the next 10 years, Ning Hsia was again bombarded with countless stones ... and then, finally, the liberalization of Ning Hsia commences ...
"What do you suppose we should do now that the defenses are completely crumbled, Lietenant?"
"Er ... sir, attack with the elephants, Sir!"
"You dumbass ... those are knights and pikemans we are attempting to break through! Orcered the catapults to charge first!"
And so the battle for Ning Hsia began ...
Turn 193 (1330 AD)
Beshbalik begins: Catapult
Catapult promoted: Barrage I
Catapult promoted: Barrage I
While attacking, Catapult loses to: Mongolian Longbowman (2.70/6)
Catapult promoted: Barrage I
Catapult promoted: City Raider I
While attacking, Catapult loses to: Mongolian Knight (3.80/10)
"Now, the elephants shall charge!"
War Elephant promoted: Shock
While attacking, War Elephant loses to: Mongolian Pikeman (1.92/6)
War Elephant promoted: Shock
While attacking, War Elephant defeats (3.92/8): Mongolian Crossbowman
While attacking, Swordsman defeats (2.94/6): Mongolian Longbowman
Axeman promoted: City Raider II
While attacking, Axeman defeats (3.20/5): Mongolian War Elephant
Axeman promoted: City Raider II
While attacking, Axeman defeats (4.10/5): Mongolian Longbowman
While attacking, Spearman defeats (2.40/4): Mongolian Pikeman
While attacking, Swordsman defeats (4.32/6): Mongolian Knight
"Now that Nign Hsia has only one catapult in defense, what do you suppose we should do, Lietenant?"
"Kill them! Charge!"
"Wrong, you dumbass! Look, we are left with two healthy units. The rest are down with fatigue. You imagine we could hold the city?"
"Er ...."
"Order the troops to rest. We will take it 10 years later."
And so, the French recuperate for another 10 years ...
Turn 194 (1340 AD)
While attacking, Axeman defeats (2.75/5): Mongolian Catapult
Buddhism has spread: Ning-hsia
Captured Ning-hsia (Kublai Khan)
Finally, after 40 years, the city of Ning Hsia flies the French flag ...
Epilogue: Damned, why the hell can't we capture Geat Persons!!!!
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