What are some good pun/joke names in non-English languages?

[Bestbank Tiger]

We have joke names like Ben Dover (bend over), Pete Moss (peat moss), all the names Bart asks for when he calls Moe's, etc.

I'm sure Spanish, French, German, etc. have similar names that can be made, so what are the funniest ones? (Post the innocent ones in the thread--to avoid infractions or getting the thread locked, PM me if the joke name is potentially offensive.)

 

[NedimNapoleon]

I dont think this is a pun but its common for people here to have the same name as their last name:

Suljo Suljic
Mujo Mujic
Beso Besic....

 

[Ajidica]

Naughtius Maximus.

Not mine, Monty Python's.
I think we all know the other two ones that are far dirtier.

 

[Winner]

There are plenty of Czech surnames I wouldn't like to say when answering the phone

 

[Tahuti]

I know there is actually a Dutchman who is called K.A. Bouter. For the record, Kabouter means gnome in Dutch.

 

[Leoreth]

It's hard to remember those which are not infractable

There's Axel Schweiß (= Achselschweiß = underarm perspiration).

 

[Flying Pig]

I dont think this is a pun but its common for people here to have the same name as their last name:

Suljo Suljic
Mujo Mujic
Beso Besic....

Where my father grew up - South Wales - it was so common to have a name like Evan Evans or Morgan Morgan shared between father and son that people knew each other by surname and a nickname: like Evans the Death out of Under Milk Wood.