Simon Darkshade
Mysterious City of Gold
Smoked my pipe, watched some cricket, beat a servant, read some Gemmell, beat another servant, went to the gym, had dinner, oppressed the workers of the world in true imperialist fashion, drank a cup of tea with cocked pinky, played some records of Israeli folk music, cleaned my guns, beat another servant, examined the secret policeman's third ball, went hunting for some pictures, and then beat another servant before bed.

