What do you call an ant that skips school?

[ybbor]

what did the ant say about this joke

i cAN'T find this funny

 

[Zoke0]

What do you call an ant with a really short mustache?

A tyrANT

And if you don't get it I'm relating it to Hitler.

 

[Perfection]

What does an ant do when it doesn't get its way?

rANT

What does an ant do when it get's hot and sweaty?

pANT

What does an ant do when it needs money?

It gets a grANT

What do you call a big green ant?

A praying mANTis

What did one ant politician say to the other?

bANTer

What do you call an ant at a diner?

an ANT-eater

Where does the industrial ant work?

the plANT

What do you call a shiny metal ant?

ANTimony

What are ants made of?

ANTimatter

 

[Kefka]

An ANT shaped stain on the bottom of my shoe!

 

[Erik Mesoy]

I can't be bothered thinking of jokes, let me just say distant, pleasant, important.

 

[Giotto]

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

tenants

 

[Perfection]

Where does ant put its trophy?

On the mANTle

 

[Giotto]

What do you call an ant from over seas?




important

 

[The_Unforgiven]

Giotto, your last two were pretty good!

 

[Souron]

Related to the original:

What do you call a pure-bread ant?

skipping school

 

[brandonbowler]

What do you call a ant who is lonely...

gANT!!!!

hoo ho ho ho hardeee har har

 

[Fanatica]

An ant that saves you money on your taxes? a dependANT
ugh