Downtown: the resident sex god. All-around good guy, provides intelligent commentary on a variety of issues, but basically just a sex god.
Godwynn: absolutely, mind-blowingly fearless.
Hygro: if you make it to 35, I'll be impressed.
Cutlass: the guy whose posts I always feel compelled to respond to
Elrohir: one of the first guys whose posts on religion I took seriously, along with Plotinus and Mesoy. Where is Mesoy, anyhow? I miss him.
Traitorfish: the commie with the particularly impressive beard. Must be the avatar.

Madviking: I LIVE IN NOVA
Kan: drawings
Narz: crazy yet thoughtful environmentalist
Dachs: somehow I didn't expect you to be so
tall.
Mise: *Mise posts. Stop scrolling, read post.* Every time.