What Happens Next?

[Daftpanzer]

edit#2: then a Space Hamster invasion fleet landed in Denmark to begin the reconquest and rebuilding of the earth. Their ships were powered by...

 

[EconomistBR]

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[Daftpanzer]

..giant multi-spectral oscilating telescope ontop of Mount Everest to study in detail Princess Madeleine's anatomy, no matter where she went in the world, and no matter what clothes she put on. The Space Hamsters found this very interesting. Meanwhile...

 

[ggganz]

EconomistBR became enraged at this...

 

[Wob Shop]

...but any concerns about whether or not the luscious princess was going to be wearing the red evening dress with blue sash or vice versa seemed quite petty all of a sudden. This was because a very bloody coup d'etat had just taken place at the Society for Industrial and Applied Mathematics.
The old faction, who firmly believed that that 0-0=0, were replaced by a new one that stated that "nothing minus nothing logically equals everything." The effects of the bloody showdown (in which the President and Vice President were messily eviscerated with protractors) included...

 

[ggganz]

...half price on double-sided tape.

 

[Zhuge_Liang]

... and a buble gum. He used the bubble gum to create a new earth...

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

and was promptly executed by the state of Sweden for coercing Princess Madeleine into a forced marriage.

Five Marine Expeditionary Fleets were deployed towards Europe in revenge for the Norfolk incident.

 

[Zhuge_Liang]

...and a battle ensued for 15 days. Their ammo are hotdogs, sausages...

 

[salty mud]

And recently used napkins tainted with...

 

[Zhuge_Liang]

used urine filters. Both sides suffered heavy casualties but...

 

[EconomistBR]

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[salty mud]

Brazil, where Economist BR lived (but not for long...)

 

[EconomistBR]

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[sirtommygunn]

Canada! also..

 

[ggganz]

Princess Madeline killed Jessica Simpson and Eva Mendes from jealousy, and EconomistBR for cheating.

 

[Daftpanzer]

Meanwhile, it was realised that the human race was in danger of becoming horribly inbred, as 99% of the population were the offspring of EconomistBR and his various wives. To solve this problem, it was decided that...

 

[EconomistBR]

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[ggganz]

ggganz and any girl of his choice.

 

[Zhuge_Liang]

...and kill almost everyone instead of saving them. He became a sith lord, then...