What Happens Next?

[EconomistBR]

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[SS-18 ICBM]

sinking two American carrier battle groups and two dozen submarines in Naval Station Norfolk.

 

[Lord_Iggy]

Alarmed by this turn of events, the Canadian Navy activated its countless...

 

[Joe Harker]

beavers, but the plan backfired causing much of Canada's....

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

lumber to disintegrate, showering major Canadian cities in sawdust and blocking out the sun for weeks to come.

 

[salty mud]

Every living thing died as weeks turned into millenia of pure, utter darkness.

 

[Catharsis]

This caused house prices to drop dramatically. The outraged Daily Mail ran this headline on the front page:

 

[salty mud]

"Urinals soon to be extinct. Buy soon!"

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

Under it was a smaller headline detailing the world's largest pancake. This would be important news for millions later on.

 

[EconomistBR]

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[mythmonster2]

an all out invasion, however the army got its direction mixed up and went to...

 

[ggganz]

THA MOON, and they didn't bring proper spacesuits so...

 

[EconomistBR]

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[ggganz]

...and pushed the button!!

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

Australia blew up by accident.

 

[ggganz]

But some Australian guy that was vacationing in New Zealand also had a button and pressed it and THA MOON blew up and the dead bodies fell on the President of the United States and killed him.

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

Millions of moon fragments rained down upon population centers, killing hundreds of millions.

 

[ggganz]

Then I ran to the...

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

incineration facility.

With global agriculture grinding to a halt, all that was left was a giant pancake, enough to feed a few billion people for a decade.

 

[ggganz]

I finished the pancake in 10 minutes and then was for stealing ides from the what happened before thread.