What Happens Next?

[D0NIMATRIX]

Explode into trillions of dollars!!! However, it actually exploded with the force of...

 

[CivOtaku]

...a billion megaton honeybomb, covering all of earths surface. This made ______ really angry, while it got the love of...

 

[Stylesrj]

...millions of bees! The bees never starved again. Then the bears started taking over. They soon wiped out the whole world of the bees and people. Yogi the bear then...

 

[mythmonster2]

jumped up and down and ate berries until...

 

[D0NIMATRIX]

The pressure inside him caused his innards to combust, and he started a massive forest fire. The now oxymoronic bear...

 

[Smartbluma]

...began to make a hardware store selling curds & whey, salt, and splintered wood. He made a fortune selling these to local bears, until John McCain...

 

[Sciguy001]

got plastic surgery on his uper left eyebrow, making him look...

 

[D0NIMATRIX]

Like Megatron from transformers. Megatron began to sue for intellectual property rights, and McCain...

 

[Stylesrj]

...called for Cheney's help. Cheney took Megatron out quail hunting where he "accidentally" shot Megatron. Thus McCaintron was saved. Uh-oh...

 

[Sciguy001]

giant woman-eating seals were attacking Manhattan! McCaintron decided to take pervasive action and...

 

[Smartbluma]

made a twenty five thousand word long speech on how llamas make great nannies. Until then...

 

[Firestorm94]

the Palininjas would have to hold off the seals, so McCaintron could get to sleep by 6 pm. The Palininjas defended Manhattan successfully, except for...

 

[Stylesrj]

...the attacks from that massive monster with the spindly arms. However, at the end of the movie, we still have no clue on what's going on as the entire city gets nuked...

 

[Sciguy001]

By rapid mineral-eating llamas!, proving that they DON'T make good nannies.

 

[D0NIMATRIX]

But they DO make excellent llamas. Einstein's theory of relativity held firm because llamas were indeed llamas, and Edison decided to...

 

[Stylesrj]

...invent a lightbulb which attracted llamas. However, aliens from Planet X...

 

[mythmonster2]

hated llamas so they blew up Earth for... what, the fifth time now?

 

[D0NIMATRIX]

But out of the ashes of our planet arose a brave new world, one in which the llama was the dominant race, and in which...

 

[CivOtaku]

...the llamas were divided into classes called alfa, beeta, gamma, delta and epsilon. This confused...

 

[Nictel]

...captain Picard who just came back from an away mission on...