What Happens Next?

[dragonforce]

wich gave everyone a rash neer there..

 

[D0NIMATRIX]

Nether regions and which caused those of the opposite sex to...

 

[Stylesrj]

start dancing uncontrollably. To a catchy tune too. "Everybody dance now!"
God however wasn't...

 

[Sciguy001]

going to intervene because he thought the tune was incredibly catchy too. Eventually...

 

[D0NIMATRIX]

Satan had to intervene, but he only made the tune MORE catchy!!1! Upon hearing of the catchyness of the tune, Jesus...

 

[Sciguy001]

texted Budda about it...

 

[Stylesrj]

Budda joined in and soon everyone was dancing now!
Morgan Industries released the new Morganet software with the latest Network Nodes. We've always had the customer's best interests at hands. We never sought to be a monopoly, it's just that everyone thought we were so good there was no need to compete. With that in mind...

 

[D0NIMATRIX]

We will now take over New Zealand. However, they hadn't figured on the Maoris...

 

[Firestorm94]

learning how to dance. This led to a dance off between...

 

[Sciguy001]

Isaac Newton and Hilary Clinton. This was because...

 

[D0NIMATRIX]

Adolf Hitler had just beaten Michael Jackson at the moon walk, which disrupted the continuum of space-time and caused...

 

[Firestorm94]

Willie Nelson to have to fight Gandhi in a deathmatch for a prize of...

 

[Stylesrj]

...one million dollars!
Just then however, the Allies used their new Chronosphere to...

 

[Sciguy001]

make all of the civilization leaders come to life! This caused...

 

[D0NIMATRIX]

The Earth to collapse under the weight of all the new people, and a black hole was created which...

 

[CivOtaku]

...changed the color of the space-time continuum. The color was...

 

[Firestorm94]

shortruse. This disgusted...

 

[Stylesrj]

...the Empire of the Rising Sun. The Imperial war machine was released and it was either bow to them, or die. The people...

 

[Sciguy001]

Begin to frantically consume goat cheese and croissants because Al Gore...

 

[Firestorm94]

invented the internet. He also...