What Happens Next?

[Seon]

and Shot his own foot off...

 

[Stylesrj]

...because when setting things on fire, shooting yourself was cool. But...

 

[aronnax]

...now you call Obama to help you.

 

[Endwar 005]

But instead of helping he...

 

[CivRulesAll]

(Don't mind the conservatism)
Raised taxes even though...

 

[Stylesrj]

...they were already at 100%.
In Soviet Russia...

 

[Seon]

there was a bear...

 

[Endwar 005]

Who had a bizarre fetish in which he enjoyed being eaten by people, BUT....

 

[aronnax]

died of aids, because he had sex with..

 

[Seon]

a person who had them. However, he returned...

 

[Stylesrj]

...as a rabbit and brightened up a child's day until his head was cut off by...

 

[CivRulesAll]

A crazy, animated pencil who is very violent because of an accident...

 

[Endwar 005]

Originating in...

 

[Stylesrj]

...deep in the ninja lair, in Ancient China...

 

[aronnax]

,632 years in the future where Nazi Stormtroopers...

 

[Neverwonagame3]

... were killing some time with black magic.

 

[Seon]

They also wore k00l white armor and wielded giant laser guns...

 

[aronnax]

...that fired C-cup bras at...

 

[Neverwonagame3]

... Nothing- they just fired randomly.

 

[CivRulesAll]

There was an empty crate...