Okay, so this from tonight one I must share . . .
I was playing the game Apples to Apples with a few people. For those who don;t know, the idea is that one person plays a green card with an adjective on it; the others play red cards with nouns on them, and the person who played the green card picks which noun best fits the adjective. The person who played that red card then gets the green card, and once someone gets a certain number of green cards, they win.
Well, one variant is the idea that at the end, you look at what green cards you got and those are supposed to be the adjectives that describe you. So I had "rough", "primitive", "odd", etc. One (overweight) girl started reading hers, and so I was (jokingly) making fun of her.
"Unusual", she says. "Oh yeah, that's you." "Twisted". "Uh huh." I was not really paying much attention to what she was saying, just kind of mocking her. "Puffy", she says. "Oh yeah, that's you". I say. "Whoops . . ."
In my defense, one of my cards was "offensive".