What would you do for a Klondike bar?

What would you do (Multichoice)

  • Anything, anything at all!

    Votes: 3 7.3%
  • Have all my organs dug out with a rusty spoon then given to terrorists as life saving transplants

    Votes: 1 2.4%
  • Jump off a 300 ft cliff without a parachute into the pit of sharp pointy rocks

    Votes: 2 4.9%
  • Move to 3rd world totalitarian regime with anti-government sayings tattooed on back

    Votes: 6 14.6%
  • Have both legs surgically removed

    Votes: 3 7.3%
  • Live in a cardboard box for a year

    Votes: 7 17.1%
  • Smell what the rock is cooking

    Votes: 15 36.6%
  • Go to work/school without pants (or other generally acceptable legwear) for 5 days

    Votes: 4 9.8%
  • Give up your favorite food for a month (If your favorite food is a Klondike bar then give up second

    Votes: 7 17.1%
  • Eat three pieces of paper (8.5x11)

    Votes: 14 34.1%
  • Pay a dollar

    Votes: 20 48.8%
  • Reach over to receive it.

    Votes: 31 75.6%
  • Receive a dollar

    Votes: 29 70.7%
  • Get a free CD of my favorite musical artist

    Votes: 28 68.3%
  • Win a new Texas Instrument’s graphing calculator

    Votes: 28 68.3%
  • Win a new Big Screen TV

    Votes: 29 70.7%
  • Win a brand new luxury sedan

    Votes: 29 70.7%
  • Have a completely confidential romantic three-day-weekend with anyone of my choice.

    Votes: 30 73.2%
  • Anything I want

    Votes: 20 48.8%
  • Nothing could ever make me do that

    Votes: 5 12.2%

  • Total voters
    41

Perfection

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So take to the test of your Klondike barritude simply add the point values for each item

19. Anything, anything at all!
18. Have all my organs dug out with a rusty spoon then given to terrorists as life saving transplants.
17. Jump off a 300 ft cliff without a parachute into the pit of sharp pointy rocks.
16. Move to 3rd world totalitarian regime with anti-government sayings tattooed on back
15. Have both legs surgically removed
14. Live in a cardboard box for a year
13. Smell what the rock is cooking
12. Go to work/school without pants (or other generally acceptable legwear) for 5 days
11. Give up your favorite food for a month (If your favorite food is a Klondike bar then give up second favorite)
10. Eat three pieces of paper (8.5x11)
9. Pay a dollar
8. Reach over to receive it.
7. Receive a dollar
6. Get a free CD of my favorite musical artist
5. Win a new Texas Instrument’s graphing calculator
4. Win a new Big Screen TV
3. Win a brand new luxury sedan
2. Have a completely confidential romantic three-day-weekend with anyone of my choice.
1. Anything I want.
0. Nothing could ever make me do that

If you got:
0-15 what kind of freak are you?
16-36 Freeloader
37-66 A minor klondike bar eater
67-105 A major klondike bar eater
106-153 A die-hard klondike bar eater
154-190 I recommend immediate psychiatric therepy
 
45 points; minor klondike bar eater.
Voted for everything from Pay a dollar to anything I want.

I think that just about sums up my position on klondike bars.
 
Is this assuming that I can eat the Klondike bar afterwards, or am I doing it out of common courtesy for the Klondike bar?
 
I would steal it of course.
 
Originally posted by Perfection
You must eat the Klondike bar!
I see.... And are we talking about the ice-cream sandwich, or a place in the Yukon that sells and serves drinks? I'd much rather eat the former than the latter. ;)

Anyway, I got 45 (9 and down), although I think I accidentally voted a bit wrong.
 
A soft cookie, then gooey ice cream, the another cookie.
Klondike bars are different, they are rectangular chunks of ice cream covered in a thin layer of chocolate.


















I want one.
Right now.
 
Sounds like an Eskimo Pie to me. Must have different names in different parts of the world.
They're not bad, but I wouldn't go out of my way to get one.
 
56, a minor klondike eater, about right....
 
190 babby!!!!!! 190!!!! im insane!!!!!!!! I LOVE Klondike bars. I would kill the preidnet bush for one (but i am sure many people would for free anyways but that is off topic and does not belong here.)
 
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