Perfection
The Great Head.
So take to the test of your Klondike barritude simply add the point values for each item
19. Anything, anything at all!
18. Have all my organs dug out with a rusty spoon then given to terrorists as life saving transplants.
17. Jump off a 300 ft cliff without a parachute into the pit of sharp pointy rocks.
16. Move to 3rd world totalitarian regime with anti-government sayings tattooed on back
15. Have both legs surgically removed
14. Live in a cardboard box for a year
13. Smell what the rock is cooking
12. Go to work/school without pants (or other generally acceptable legwear) for 5 days
11. Give up your favorite food for a month (If your favorite food is a Klondike bar then give up second favorite)
10. Eat three pieces of paper (8.5x11)
9. Pay a dollar
8. Reach over to receive it.
7. Receive a dollar
6. Get a free CD of my favorite musical artist
5. Win a new Texas Instruments graphing calculator
4. Win a new Big Screen TV
3. Win a brand new luxury sedan
2. Have a completely confidential romantic three-day-weekend with anyone of my choice.
1. Anything I want.
0. Nothing could ever make me do that
If you got:
0-15 what kind of freak are you?
16-36 Freeloader
37-66 A minor klondike bar eater
67-105 A major klondike bar eater
106-153 A die-hard klondike bar eater
154-190 I recommend immediate psychiatric therepy
19. Anything, anything at all!
18. Have all my organs dug out with a rusty spoon then given to terrorists as life saving transplants.
17. Jump off a 300 ft cliff without a parachute into the pit of sharp pointy rocks.
16. Move to 3rd world totalitarian regime with anti-government sayings tattooed on back
15. Have both legs surgically removed
14. Live in a cardboard box for a year
13. Smell what the rock is cooking
12. Go to work/school without pants (or other generally acceptable legwear) for 5 days
11. Give up your favorite food for a month (If your favorite food is a Klondike bar then give up second favorite)
10. Eat three pieces of paper (8.5x11)
9. Pay a dollar
8. Reach over to receive it.
7. Receive a dollar
6. Get a free CD of my favorite musical artist
5. Win a new Texas Instruments graphing calculator
4. Win a new Big Screen TV
3. Win a brand new luxury sedan
2. Have a completely confidential romantic three-day-weekend with anyone of my choice.
1. Anything I want.
0. Nothing could ever make me do that
If you got:
0-15 what kind of freak are you?
16-36 Freeloader
37-66 A minor klondike bar eater
67-105 A major klondike bar eater
106-153 A die-hard klondike bar eater
154-190 I recommend immediate psychiatric therepy