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Homer: "I am so smart. I am so smart. S-M-R-T...I mean S-M-A-R-T.
What's your favourite Simpson quote?
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Scrimshaw
Out there...lurking
That was actually Ralph when they were passing out failure slips. Lisa was was failing gym in that episode and joined a hockey team.
My favourite couple quotes from that episode:
Homer: "I'm going to keep moving my mouth like this(while chomping) and if this pie gets in there it is it's own fault"
[starts chomping away with eyes shut while moving forward and bangs head on cabinet]
Homer: "Ahh the heck with it!" [devours pie]
Marge: "Don't worry Lisa this isn't direct competetion between you and your brother"
Homer: "I just got a call from apu! Lisa's team is playing barts team later. It's a direct competition. FIGHT!FIGHT!FIGHT" [while flicking the lights on and off]
Furry Spatula
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Marge: Go crazy?
Homer: Dont mind if I Do!!!!
Marge: Go crazy?
Homer: Dont mind if I Do!!!!
CamDawg
Chieftain
From the Simpsons go to Japan episode:
Airplane Captain: Folks, we're experiencing some Godzilla-related turbulence.
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Game show host: First you must answer one question about Japan.
Homer: Is the answer Japan?
Host: Actually... it is. (turns and curses out assistants back stage)
Airplane Captain: Folks, we're experiencing some Godzilla-related turbulence.
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Game show host: First you must answer one question about Japan.
Homer: Is the answer Japan?
Host: Actually... it is. (turns and curses out assistants back stage)
Lt. 'Killer' M.
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"Doh!"
I watched it in German and it sucked, then I watched it in English and I still get a chuckle out of the Doh!
after over two years 
I watched it in German and it sucked, then I watched it in English and I still get a chuckle out of the Doh!
after over two years
Furry Spatula
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This isn't a line exactly but its something funny homer did. He wrote on the palm of his hand "Lenny - White Carl - Black"
Here are some of my favorites:
"Canada? Why should I leave America to go see America Jr.?"
---Homer
Bart: Dad, I don't wanna brush my teeth tonight.
Homer: Well, at least rinse your mouth out with soda.
Moe (after one of Bart's prank calls): Amanda Hugandkiss? Is there Amanda Hugandkiss here? I'm lookin' for Amanda Hugandkiss!
"Canada? Why should I leave America to go see America Jr.?"
---Homer
Bart: Dad, I don't wanna brush my teeth tonight.
Homer: Well, at least rinse your mouth out with soda.
Moe (after one of Bart's prank calls): Amanda Hugandkiss? Is there Amanda Hugandkiss here? I'm lookin' for Amanda Hugandkiss!
Chris85
Emperor
Ralph: "That's my sandbox
I'm not allowed to go in the deep end."
Moe: I'm taking your caricature down from Mt. Lushmore. And I'm pulling your favourite song out of the jukebox.
Homer: 'It's Raining Men'?
Moe: Yeah, not no more it ain't.
Homer: "Marge, what's wrong? Are you hungry? Sleepy? Gassy? Gassy? Is it gas? It's gas, isn't it?"
Troy McClure: Oh, hi. Im Troy McClure. You might remember me from such self-help videos as Smoke Yourself Thin and Get Confident, Stupid.
Moe: I'm taking your caricature down from Mt. Lushmore. And I'm pulling your favourite song out of the jukebox.
Homer: 'It's Raining Men'?
Moe: Yeah, not no more it ain't.
Homer: "Marge, what's wrong? Are you hungry? Sleepy? Gassy? Gassy? Is it gas? It's gas, isn't it?"
Troy McClure: Oh, hi. Im Troy McClure. You might remember me from such self-help videos as Smoke Yourself Thin and Get Confident, Stupid.
napoleon526
Emperor
Here's some good ones from Mayor Quimby:
"Can't this town go one day without a riot?"
"Quick, honk at that broad! (Honk honk) Well done Simpson. I couldn't be happier with the way that went."
"No, I think that i'll stay home and have a nice quiet evening with the (sigh) wife..."
"In case you are wondering, this young woman is not my wife, but I am sleeping with her. I'm telling you this because I am comfortable with my womanizing."
"Can't we have one meeting that doesn't end with us digging up a corpse?"
Quimby: Demand? Who are you to demand anything? You're just a bunch of low-income nobodys!
Aide: Uh, election in november, election in november.
Quimby: What? Again? This stupid country!
(After the press finds his swimming pool built with city funds) "My God! We've discovered a lost civilization in the maintenance closet!"
"Not this time, Fat Tony! The mayor's office is not for sale!" (everyone laughs)
"Can't this town go one day without a riot?"
"Quick, honk at that broad! (Honk honk) Well done Simpson. I couldn't be happier with the way that went."
"No, I think that i'll stay home and have a nice quiet evening with the (sigh) wife..."
"In case you are wondering, this young woman is not my wife, but I am sleeping with her. I'm telling you this because I am comfortable with my womanizing."
"Can't we have one meeting that doesn't end with us digging up a corpse?"
Quimby: Demand? Who are you to demand anything? You're just a bunch of low-income nobodys!
Aide: Uh, election in november, election in november.
Quimby: What? Again? This stupid country!
(After the press finds his swimming pool built with city funds) "My God! We've discovered a lost civilization in the maintenance closet!"
"Not this time, Fat Tony! The mayor's office is not for sale!" (everyone laughs)
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Bart, watching the school's entertainments evening,
'I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows'.
'I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows'.
gerryandersson
The one with to much time
Maby this one hase alredy bin wroten, but so what.
You were reight Homer.
I know, it scares me too.
After the metiorit burns up in the
atmosphere.
You were reight Homer.
I know, it scares me too.
After the metiorit burns up in the
atmosphere.
Globber
Professional Slacker
I loved the episode where bart writes all over the blackboard "I will not waste chalk"
Burns: We don't have to be adversaries, Homer. We both want a fair union contract.
Homer's brain: Why is Mr.Burns being so nice to me?
Burns: And if you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.
Homer's brain: Wait a minute. Is he coming on to me?
Burns: I mean, if I should slip something into your pocket, what's the harm?
Homer's brain: Oh my god! He is coming on to me!
Burns: After all, negotiations make strange bedfellows.
(Burns chuckles and winks at Homer.)
(Homer's brain screams.)
Homer: Sorry, Mr.Burns, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans. Sure I'm flattered, maybe even a
little curious, but the answer is no!
Homer's brain: Why is Mr.Burns being so nice to me?
Burns: And if you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.
Homer's brain: Wait a minute. Is he coming on to me?
Burns: I mean, if I should slip something into your pocket, what's the harm?
Homer's brain: Oh my god! He is coming on to me!
Burns: After all, negotiations make strange bedfellows.
(Burns chuckles and winks at Homer.)
(Homer's brain screams.)
Homer: Sorry, Mr.Burns, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans. Sure I'm flattered, maybe even a
little curious, but the answer is no!
the episode when lisa's reed brakes and the kid before her is singining a song
"My dingaling My dingaling
I want you to play with my Dingalling" the principal skinner comes on and pushes him out of the way murmuring
"get out the way you sick sick kid "or summin like that
"My dingaling My dingaling
I want you to play with my Dingalling" the principal skinner comes on and pushes him out of the way murmuring
"get out the way you sick sick kid "or summin like that
jpowers
Emperor
Homer admonishing his TV to "be more funny!"
napoleon526
Emperor
The funniest Simpsons quote in the world:
From the episode where Homer becomes Mr. Burns' "prank monkey". Homer is wondering what he should do with all of the money he's earned amusing Mr. Burns. Lisa offers a suggestion.
Lisa: You know Dad, there's a lot of needy kids around this time of year.
Homer: Oh, I see what you're saying! I need to buy a gun!
From the episode where Homer becomes Mr. Burns' "prank monkey". Homer is wondering what he should do with all of the money he's earned amusing Mr. Burns. Lisa offers a suggestion.
Lisa: You know Dad, there's a lot of needy kids around this time of year.
Homer: Oh, I see what you're saying! I need to buy a gun!
napoleon526
Emperor
Another great one. Homer goes into Moe's and finds the place full of people watching the Springfield Isotopes game:
Homer: Aw, turn that off. They're losers!
Carl: Where you been? The Isotopes are on fire!
Moe: Yeah, that sniper at the All-Star game was a blessing in disguise!
Homer: Aw, turn that off. They're losers!
Carl: Where you been? The Isotopes are on fire!
Moe: Yeah, that sniper at the All-Star game was a blessing in disguise!
unknown_spirit
Militaristic extremist
Cecil Terwilliger: You may feel a slight ringing in your ears. Fortunately, you will be nowhere near them.
Bart and Lisa watching Itchy and Scratchy (Bart has joined Junior Campers)
Bart: The people who write this show don't know squat. Itchy shoulda tied Scratchy's tail with a suchandsuch (can't remember what he said), not a whatever (same here).
Lisa: Bart, cartons don't have to be 100% realistic
Homer is laid on the sofa, yet is also walking to the door.
Bart and Sideshow Bob drop from dam with dynamite and scream for ages, then take another breath to scream, then sideshow bob hits a pipe straight between his legs. Not a quote, but still funny
Moe, on return trip from trying to make Bart into a man by hunting: Well, we lost Bart, but u still got that other kid....uh, Lisa! Lets take her hunting and make her into a man!"
Also, the kids come in about to sing a song about a nanny preference:
Lisa: we have some suggestions about a nanny
Homer: you have my undivided attention
Homer's Brain: *Sings some merry circus-style tune*
Wierd...
Bart and Lisa watching Itchy and Scratchy (Bart has joined Junior Campers)
Bart: The people who write this show don't know squat. Itchy shoulda tied Scratchy's tail with a suchandsuch (can't remember what he said), not a whatever (same here).
Lisa: Bart, cartons don't have to be 100% realistic
Homer is laid on the sofa, yet is also walking to the door.
Bart and Sideshow Bob drop from dam with dynamite and scream for ages, then take another breath to scream, then sideshow bob hits a pipe straight between his legs. Not a quote, but still funny
Moe, on return trip from trying to make Bart into a man by hunting: Well, we lost Bart, but u still got that other kid....uh, Lisa! Lets take her hunting and make her into a man!"
Also, the kids come in about to sing a song about a nanny preference:
Lisa: we have some suggestions about a nanny
Homer: you have my undivided attention
Homer's Brain: *Sings some merry circus-style tune*
Wierd...
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