What's your favourite Simpson quote?

[WillJ]

Scottish Janitor guy (Willie, I think): Arghh! It's a monster! Kill it!
Mr. Smithers: No, it's not a monster, it's Mr. Burns!
Willie: Aww, it's Mr. Burns! Kill it!

Doctor (the foreign one, forgot his name): Don't worry, you won't feel a thing... Till I jam this down your throat!

 

[napoleon526]

Originally posted by willj
...Doctor (the foreign one, forgot his name): Don't worry, you won't feel a thing... Till I jam this down your throat!

Hi, everybody!

That would be Dr. Nick Riveria, Springfield's medical alternative to Dr. Hibbert. Here's some more funny ones from him.

"The most rewarding part was when he gave me my money."

"Inflamable means flamable? What a country!"

 

[Civanator]

I forgot what episode this was in but Homer got two things wrong and he said:
"D'oh! Nuts! Mmmm....... Doughnuts."
I also like "Excelent" by Burns.
another:
Bart, Young: Makes fart sounds and says something bad
Skinner: Stop that potty talk right now!
Bart: The principal said potty!
Skinner: Alright now. you can stop this nonsense right now or comewith me.
Bart: *Thinks for a while glancing at the crowd* Eat....My....Shorts!
Skinner Alright, I'll eat your shorts...... What!!??
Bart: na na na na na na na.... Butt Man!
Skinner That's it, your coming with me! *grabs Bart by the ear and drags him away*

 

[VanillaCube]

Ya gotta love homers
Mmmmmmmm Forbiden Donut..... ahhhhhhh


Or what about Dr. Nicks song he was singing while operating on homer
The Leg bones connected to the hip bone
And the hip bones conected to the.. something
and that somethings connected to that other thing
and that other things connected to the red thing
and the red things connected to my wristwatch
and.... wait Uho


HEY SWISS MISS THERES NO MISSING YOU!
-Bart


And thats were I saw the Leperercan! He Told-id me to burn things.
- Ralph

Two of my favorite quotes come from the spinoff showcase show.

some NewOrleans Restarant Owner:I GARON-T
Skinner: Will you quit saying that?

and

Ralf: Look Big Daddy its Regular Daddy
Big Daddy: Well I guess I better Run! Man I wish I wern't so fat

 

[Perfection]

My favorite quote

Itchy and Scratchy Writer A: Were talking the origonal dog fom hell.
Itchy and Scratchy Writer B: You mean Cerberus

 

[CultureFreak18]

Principal Skinner at the school show:
"All right, put your hands together for the comedic styles of Groundskeeper Willie. Or should I say Grinskeeper Willy?"
He pulls out an index card out of his suit and glances at it.
"No, no. Groundskeeper is correct."

Mr. Burns makes Homer his "monkey" and tells him to throw a pudding cup at Lenny. Lenny's all, "Ow! My eye! Ow, ow, ow!" Homer is encouraged and throws one at Carl. Carl responds the same way. But Mr. Burns runs towards Carl, "What are you doing man? That's Carl. Here, let me help you." ::Helps Carl to an emergency eye wash center then gives Homer a stern glance.

 

[Furry Spatula]

The episode where Lisa cheated:

Willy: "Aye lass, Its good you didn't cheat. I had the chance to cheat once but i didn't, and look at me, I turned out just fine." At this time he has his arm completely in the toilette as he is uncolgging something with his hand. Then he makes a comment to the size of the object he is trying to remove.

 

[Perfection]

Sign on billboard

7:00 Ant Spraying
8:00 Little Miss Springfield Pagent
9:00 Second pass

 

[BCLG100]

lisa iwhen their gonna play monopoly
what do you wanna play
"star war monopoly
edna craboppoly
gallipolopily"
there was summn else i cant remeber

 

[Perfection]

Edna Craboppoly, :lol; gets me every time

 

[BCLG100]

i think the the phoncalls bart makes to moe are hilarious

bart-is there a hugh jass there
moe- people do i have a hugh jass? do we have a hugh jass here
and the ip freeley one

also the one where homer become manager and bart makes a call that is funny then homer doesnt get it

 

[Perfection]

I kind liked the Al Caholic one

 

[BCLG100]

homer simpson the one with cherie bobbins in
"indoubtebly
around the house i never lift a finger,
as huband and father im the worse,
id rather drink a beer, than win father of the year
cos im happy with things the way they are"

 

[WillJ]

Homer: I'm tired of being a wanabe league bowler. I want to be a league bowler!

 

[TheDS]

There was one where Marge read the horoscope and it said Homer would die that day. All day he has near-death experiences and laughs it off the whole time. He makes it home, with some injuries, but still alive and making fun of the horoscope.

He eats a stale donut, and chokes on it and dies. You see his ghost go up to St. Peter, who tells him he has to go back and do one good deed to get into heaven. He comes back to the house as a ghost, sees the donut on the floor that killed him, and eats it again.

His ghost then chokes to death, and another ghost rises to go see St. Peter....

 

[Wild Weasel]

Wake up honey! It's time to harvest our radioactive super-crop!

- Homer, the morning after planting plutonium-enriched
tomatoes.

Stop it! STOP IT! Can't you see this farmyard-animal-noise guessing game is tearing us apart ?

- Marge, as cabin fever hits the residents of Springfield
30 seconds after they'd crammed into Flander's bomb
shelter.

 

[gunning1]

Bart and Lisa were fighting and Homer came in and asked them what they were fighting about. One of them said, "We are fighting over who loves you more!" Homer says, "Oh, ok. Go ahead then." Bart-"You love him more!" Lisa-"No you love him more!" Then they each say, "No you do, no you do!"

 

[Jimjam Jones]

Bart: In the heart of every hardened criminal is a 10-year old boy.

Lisa: And vice-versa.

 

[WillJ]

Sideshow Bob (calling): Oh, Bart!
Bart hides in some bushes.
Sideshow Bob to his brother right behind him: He's just a little shy since I've tried to kill him so many times.
SB's bro (forgot his name): Ah.

 

[Major Guevara]

Bart and Milhouse is on the school-bus and for some reason the bus is going really fast and Milhose screams: Wow! This is just like in "Speed 2" but its on a bus!!!