What's your favourite Simpson quote?

[Panzar75]

The name of Sideshow Bob's brother is Cecil.

Chief Wiggum:

Becomming a cop is NOT something that happens over night... it takes one solid weekend of training to get that badge.

 

[FearlessLeader2]

Comic Shog Guy (CSG)"Oooh, a sarcasm detector, now there's a useful invention!"

SFX BAM! (Sarcasm detector explodes in Prof. Frink's hands.)
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CSG to hottie at Star Trek convention: "Hey baby, I'm 34 years old, I play with Star Wars dolls, and live with my mother. Wanna hook up?"

Hottie: "Comb those Corn Pops out of your beard and you're on!"

CSG: "Don't try to change me, baby!"
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[gunning1]

Said by Ralph Wiggum:

"When I grow up I want to be either a principal or a caterpillar.

 

[napoleon526]

"My story starts in nineteen-dickety-two. We had to say dickety because the Kaiser had stolen our word for twenty. I chased that rascal for dickety-six miles, but then I gave up."
- Abe Simpson

"I tried to meet you halfway on this, Simpson. But no, you had to go and be little Johnny Live-a-lot!"
- C. Montgomery Burns

"That Homer Simpson! He thinks he's the Pope of Chilitown!"
- Clancy Wiggum

"Oh Marge, I didn't get drunk. I just went to magical fantasy world!"
- Homer Simpson

 

[gerryandersson]

Ralpf: Hello Supernintendo Charlmers

 

[MrPresident]

Detective Do you have a grudge against Montgomary Burns?
Moe: No
Lie detector buzzes
Moe: Alright maybe I did but I didn't shoot him
Lie detector dings
Detective Checks out, ok sir your free to go
Moe: Good because I got a hot date tonight
Lie detector buzzes
Moe: Dinner with friends
Lie detector buzzes
Moe: Dinner alone
Lie detector buzzes
Moe: Watching tv alone
Lie detector buzzes
Moe: ALRIGHT!! I'm going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria Secret catalogue
Lie detector buzzes
Moe: ......Sears catalogue
Lie detector dings
Moe: Now would you unhook this thing already please? I don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment
Lie detector buzzes

 

[BCLG100]

at the AA meating

"my name is homer and i am only here cos the court made me come"

 

[napoleon526]

Bart: (with Lisa at the Library) Lisa, we can't afford all these books!

Lisa: We're not buying them, Bart, we're borrowing them.

Bart: (winks) Oh, right! Borrowing!