Which is scarier? Industrial Smoke-Jaguar or Modern Joan d'Arc

[KingTux]

Yeah, I thought it was kind of interesting. I was looking around for fun in my conquests directory and laughed hard when I saw that. In all reality, that picture makes it look worse than it actually is. Here's the full length shot:



Actually I thought of the same thing as you guys, but then convinced myself that it looked like E.T. wearing drag. Then I actually investigated the picture and was in shock that that tiny photo made it look so bad. That's why I used that one, but to keep it fair, I included the full length shot (after debating whether or not to do so).

EDIT: While I'm at it, here's a quote that I found. I haven't seen it yet, but it explains a lot.

"The jaguar has spoken to me , Smoke Jaguar, great ruler of the Mayans, and he insists that now would be a good time for the <insert your civ name here>people to show their friendship by granting <what the Mayans want, whatever it is> The jaguar is always correct ."

 

[Lord Apolon]

I think that one's almost as creepy.

*scratches off Zulu and writes Maya on top of 'Civs to be annihilated early' list*

 

[robcheng]

G.I. Joan's still the scariest lookin'

 

[SemperFi2382]

What is in the background of that joan portrait? it looks like a farm or something... world war 2 style

It looks like an open battlefield. There is a modern tank in the background behind Joan :tank:


Industrial Smoke-Jaguar is the freakier of the 2.

G.I. Joan just looks like a female grunt. (I saw a few when I was in the Corps.)

 

[Masquerouge]

Smoke jaguar is scary... JOan is ugly... But what about Isabella of the spanish ? She gives me nightmares.

 

[Djarum Kretek]

Isabella? She's kinda hot compared to the others (Catherine, Elizabeth, and Joan)...

Modern Smoke Jaguar is a freak! But I'm interested to see her... oops, I mean, HIS animation in modern times... Just for curiosity's sake. ....if only C3C is available in Indonesia soon... aarrrggghhh I am suffering big time here... Gotta just fly to LA or SF, get the game, then fly back... (if I had the luxury of time)...

 

[Ekmek]

I think the bald joan was to be a parody of demi moore's GI Jane shaved head.

 

[thestonesfan]

Catherine retains the crown for me. She is just wretchedly ugly.

 

[Masquerouge]

Oh no, Isabella is ugliest. Catherine is just, well, you know, old and fat. Isabella is ALIEN, dude ! What's wrong with her eyes ?

 

[thestonesfan]

Isabella is kinda hot, IMO.

 

[Masquerouge]

I'd understand that last comment if you told me IRL you look just like your avatar

 

[vbraun]

Smoke Jag is definatly the worst. Thats why you be the maya so you dont have to see his uglyness

 

[Tacit_Exit]

Don't just play the Maya; Be the Maya

 

[Fanny Brice]

Smoke looks a lot like Boy George... now that is scary!!

 

[TerraHero]

In my opinion Smoke is trying to hit on my with that face X(

And he is reasonb enuf to wipe em out first

 

[KingTux]

Actually, It looks like a slow moving boble head. The ears hardly move at all.

And BTW Djarum Kretek, it's the industrial picture, not the modern, but, just so that you know, here's what he looks like in the modern era:



And, just to keep things fair, here's modern Joan d'Arc:

 

[statusperfect]

And no Ganghis Khan industrial option?? That pink suit makes me wanna

EDIT: Should be moder. Check out the suit

 

[statusperfect]

 

[SuperBeaverInc.]

Originally posted by statusperfect

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Get it away! AHHHHHH! My eyes!

 

[Djarum Kretek]

After seeing Modern Joan, Industrial Smoke Jaguar, and now red suited Genghis Khan, I'm now officially blind...