While We Wait: Part 6

[sp1023]

Should I save as PNG or something else?

 

[Dachs]

I don't know if that'll screw anything up; JPEG is apparently fine. Dachs and computer imaging: they do not go well together.

 

[silver 2039]

Dachs you are scum. And a coward. Will you accept my challenge or not? I do not take my honor being insulted lightly.

 

[Dachs]

Dachs you are scum. And a coward. Will you accept my challenge or not? I do not take my honor being insulted lightly.

Do I get to find out what the rules and terms are first?

 

[silver 2039]

Do I get to find out what the rules and terms are first?

Very well.

We shall arise early in the morning and be massaged in oil by our servants and have turmeric powder smeared on us. We will then smoke large quantities of opium from a hookah. We will strip down to our loincloths and go to the temple where we will pray to Durga for victory as well as our respective family gods. After receiving the priest's blessings we will then go to the temple square and get our bagh nakh's. We will fight to first blood or death. Is this agreeable to you?

 

[Dachs]

Dude, where's the temple square? Traveling to Jersey costs money, and I'm a skinflint.

 

[silver 2039]

Dude, where's the temple square? Traveling to Jersey costs money, and I'm a skinflint.

Well I was hoping we go to the Sun Temple in India and do properly. But if you want to be cheap there's a temple here in Bridgewater. Also I'm pretty sure there's one in DC. Actually I think that a gurdwara but whatever I'm sure they'll agree to let us use it.

 

[Dachs]

Man, I am not going to pay monies to fight you because I insulted your genitalia.

 

[silver 2039]

Man, I am not going to pay monies to fight you because I insulted your genitalia.

I've called you out. Your honor and social standing is at stake. If you refuse the fight you will lose your caste and fail your dharma and be consigned to bad reincarnation cycles.

 

[North King]

It's actually your responsibility as the challenger to provide the means for the duel. If you were going to do it properly, you'd travel to Dachs yourself.

 

[silver 2039]

It's actually your responsibility as the challenger to provide the means for the duel. If you were going to do it properly, you'd travel to Dachs yourself.

I'm already getting the opium, hookah, tiger claws, turmeric, incense sticks, and Ayurvedic oil, and finding the temple. He needs to be a little cooperative.

 

[Dachs]

I'm already getting the opium, hookah, tiger claws, turmeric, incense sticks, and Ayurvedic oil, and finding the temple. He needs to be a little cooperative.

 

[silver 2039]

You're so goddam dead. Give me your address I'm coming.

First I'm going to disembowel you:

Then I'm going to dance on your corpse:

 

[Dachs]

Dude, that's the statuette that started the whole argument. Show some class.

 

[silver 2039]

Dude, that's the statuette that started the whole argument. Show some class.

Don't dodge the issue Dachs. Are you going to give me your address so I may disembowel you with my tiger claws and dance on your corpse? I demand satisfaction dammit! Or an apology.

 

[Dachs]

I demand satisfaction dammit! Or an apology.

What about mind-altering drugs?

 

[silver 2039]

What about mind-altering drugs?

Since we have temporarily been sucked into 11th century India only traditional one's will suffice. Namely opium, cannabis, bhang, mushrooms, hash and such. And they must all be smoked in a hookah pipe:

 

[Angst]

Spoiler :

Posting that as a response really made me laugh.

 

[Condor_green]

hahahahaha

 

[sp1023]

Dude, that's the statuette that started the whole argument. Show some class.

Spoiler :

Posting that as a response really made me laugh.

Spoiler :

Yes, omg.

EDIT: Thanks for the avvie, Dachs. I O U.