Who is the sexiest dictator?

[philippe]

Who is teh hawtest dictator?
1. Chairman Mao


He likes Ping-pong, cultural revolutions and mass starvation

2. Stalin

He likes drinking, long beachwalks and genocide

3. Hitler

He likes animal, is a vegetarian, loves nature(lebensraum) and hates the evil Jews who ruin the enviroment.

4. idi Amin



he is big, he is black and he got muscles, he will love you long time (if not drugged and looking to deepthroat)

5. kim yong-il

He likes movies and fine wines just don't make him re-educate you!

 

[Julian Delphiki]

None of them really turns me on.

 

[Tabasco Sauce]

Who is teh hawtest dictator?
1. Chairman Mao


He likes Ping-pong, cultural revolutions and mass starvation

2. Stalin

He likes drinking, long beachwalks and genocide

3. Hitler

He likes animal, is a vegetarian, loves nature(lebensraum) and hates the evil Jews who ruin the enviroment.

4. idi Amin



he is big, he is black and he got muscles, he will love you long time (if not drugged and looking to deepthroat)

5. kim yong-il

He likes movies and fine wines just don't make him re-educate you!

Thats actually a pretty good picture of Hitler, lol.

 

[Shadylookin]

Stalin hands down. the mustache makes him win

 

[GVBN]

1. Chairman Meow
2. Internet expert Kim Jong-il
3. Rest

 

[LightFang]

It has to be Stalin. His mustache is what does it. It's far superior to the German one.

 

[Harald]

Tough one, Stalin or Hitler are the most handsome and they radiate a sort of power. Kim Yong-Ill on the other hand is far more cute/cuddly.

 

[Hitti-Litti]

This thread made me laugh.

Stalin wins, the moustache is overwhelming all good parts of other dictators.

 

[LesCanadiens]

Thats actually a pretty good picture of Hitler, lol.

Jesus, do you really have to include every single picture in your quote? It's an absolute pain in the ass.

And I vote for Stalin.

 

[Quildavyr]

Cool Thread Philippe

Is there any woman dictator?

 

[LesCanadiens]

Is there any woman dictator?

 

[Quildavyr]

She turns me on yeah!

 

[silver 2039]

Hitler or Stalin are sexiest. Stalin cuz of the mustache.

 

[Catharsis]

Mussolini: the ladies love an Italian stallion.

 

[CartesianFart]

Minus the mustache, Hitler is surely anyone's teenage hearthrob.

 

[WerBackIII]

Margareth Tacher.

 

[CartesianFart]

She is not a dictator.

 

[WerBackIII]

Milkhatcher!

She is not, `fourse! She WAS!

 

[CartesianFart]

Milkhatcher!

She is not, `fourse! She WAS!

Ok. You are half right. She is a dictator but not sexy. Agree, no?

 

[Verbose]

Maybe we should try it as "Portraits of Dictators as Pups"?
Benito Mussolini 1919:

Adolf Hitler:

Josef Stalin:

Mao Zedong (tricky finding something not apparently photshoped or airbrushed):

This one's fun; it's Kim Il-sung (33) and Kim Jong-il (3) in 1945:

Fidel castro, well before the whole guerilla thing:

Rouhallah Khomeini:

Francisco Franco in 1920: