Why I shouldn't Rule The World.

I once "did" a beer in under 10 seconds ;) What I cannot do is to eat 12 breadsticks in under one minute, I bet that You can't either on a first try ;)

What took you so long?

NZ tradition for your 21st. The yardie.


https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yard_of_ale

If you really want to abuse it do a keg stand.

Basically you do handstand on top of a beer keg. People hold your feet and pump the beer into your mouth.

47 seconds can kill you due to alcohol poisoning.

To knock back a bottle really quickly you don't put it in your mouth.

Tilt you head back and pour the beer at a 45 to 90 degree angle. The mouth of the bottle can can touch your lip or teeth but don't seal it just pour it in.

The higher the angle the faster she comes out.

You can also tap the top of the bottle with another bottle and have it erupt into your mouth transitioning to the down the hatch as detailed above.

10 seconds ha amateur.

Another one is the chug a jug. Same technique as above a jug is a 1 litre jug with a handle and pouring "spout".
 
47 seconds can kill you due to alcohol poisoning.

Make that 60 seconds for Russian and Polish :lol:

I didn't used any technique I'm afraid , I've just gulped it down. Now that "Yardie" looks just about right up my alley :yum: :D
 
Make that 60 seconds for Russian and Polish :lol:

I didn't used any technique I'm afraid , I've just gulped it down. Now that "Yardie" looks just about right up my alley :yum: :D

Yardies are a big pain. Currently using a 450ml glass.

I get two pours out of a can of Zatecky and it's perfect for the larger Russian bottles.
 
Yardies are a big pain. Currently using a 450ml glass.

I get two pours out of a can of Zatecky and it's perfect for the larger Russian bottles.

I think that it is scientifically proven that the shape of the glass affects the taste of beer . I don't know about You but for me beer tastes much better from a beer mug , how does it tastes from a "yardie" glass ? ;)
 
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330 ml beer. The classic NZ "stubbie" Carlsburg pilsner though.

680mm German blitzkrieg. 3 or 4 of them will get you blitzed.

900ml Zatecky Gus.

And old faithful my beer glass of choice.

Normal NZ beer terrible, some if the premium/craft stuff is great.
 
Yup , mine "mug" (I know it's glass but I like to call it mug xD - no reason) is the same shape. It is an optimal shape for beer ! ;)
 
I think that it is scientifically proven that the shape of the glass affects the taste of beer . I don't know about You but for me beer tastes much better from a beer mug , how does it tastes from a "yardie" glass ? ;)

Kind of true. It's better in glass (poured from can is fine) and the handle stops your hand heating up the beer.

Zatecky best before is in May. Tastes fine.
 
Kind of true. It's better in glass (poured from can is fine) and the handle stops your hand heating up the beer.

Zatecky best before is in May. Tastes fine.
I would really love to taste the "Gus" , we only have this in our country :
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Can I come over some time ? :D
 
ooooo-kay .... You know what ? Forget it ! :D

Year you're my Slavic beer brother that's like incest. And not my thing.

NZ ladies like European accents, plenty on the DPB just find one of them lol. Stepdad Adam.

Can you do a convincing Irish or Italian accent you'll melt them.
 
hahahha xD I'm just afraid to come to Australia because of Giant Spiders and killer plants..... ;)
 
Those duck-like creatures give me the creeps I don't know why :D
 
hahahha xD I'm just afraid to come to Australia because of Giant Spiders and killer plants..... ;)

Locals bit feral as well.

We don't really have nasty wildlife here. No snakes, ticks, or crocs.

Make you an honorary kiwi. You just need to learn to wear flip flops, shorts and have a she'll be right attitude.
 
Locals bit feral as well.

We don't really have nasty wildlife here. No snakes, ticks, or crocs.

Make you an honorary kiwi. You just need to learn to wear flip flops, shorts and have a she'll be right attitude.

I would be proud to become an honorary Kiwi. I'll start my flip-flop training tomorrow - At the crack of noon ! (12:00 AM) :)
 
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