SamSniped (Buddha
JHT (Verarde, Classical
Ninja (Mat
Verarde (Jarrema, Sam. Zack
Classical (JHT, Ninja
Jarrema (Topsecret
Verarde has taken 2 damage. 24 hours for night orders, writeup soon.
The United League of Busdrivers were on a mission. A mission of utmost importance. A mission that could not fail, because otherwise the world as they knew it would be destroyed. The trio hopped in their bus, Sir Bussington, and drove off into the sunset. However, the bikie gangs knew what the ULBD was carrying, and they wanted it. The three major bikie gangs in Australia, the Gypsy Jokers, the Hell's Angels and the Bandidos hopped on their bikes and followed the ULBD to its secret destination, Ayer's Rock. Ivan Milat however had different plans, and used his good hand to bust out of prison, steal a girl's tricycle, and add a V8 engine to it. He turbo charged his way after the thugs and the ULBD, because he wanted to murder people. And no-one cares about bikie gangs.
However when the ULBD stopped at the local aboriginal town *cough* bush *cough*, to refuel and stop the night, the gangs and the mass murderer crept up on them. In the morning, before the ULBD went to leave, they discussed a bit of Australian history. They asked about the stolen generation, and how it affected them. Elder Abracadabra said, "Stolen generation? I don't know nuffin about no stolen generator!"
Sure enough, the generator was stolen. But not by the aboriginals (you racist), but by Ivan Milat, who said they should come to a peaceful settlement. (Peaceful as in turn you into pieces, geddit? No? I'll grab my coat). Of course the bikie gangs disagreed and a massive fight was started which killed off the local town. (plot point avoided, boo yeah).
As the dust settled, the groups joined a circle and decided they would lynch people to see who would get the cargo. Because lynching is the only way to solve arguments.
Verarde was the first target, and as such according to the bible, he without sin had to cast the first stone. Ivan Milat casted it, which made everyone crack up in laughter, including Verarde, even though it took a chunk out of his leg.