Wild Ride [Mini Mafia]

Apologies, I had no plans today, but that rapidly changed and I ended up going everywhere and doing lots of stuff I had no plans for. Anyway, tally and writeup coming soon.
 
SamSniped (Buddha
JHT (Verarde, Classical
Ninja (Mat
Verarde (Jarrema, Sam. Zack
Classical (JHT, Ninja
Jarrema (Topsecret

Verarde has taken 2 damage. 24 hours for night orders, writeup soon.

The United League of Busdrivers were on a mission. A mission of utmost importance. A mission that could not fail, because otherwise the world as they knew it would be destroyed. The trio hopped in their bus, Sir Bussington, and drove off into the sunset. However, the bikie gangs knew what the ULBD was carrying, and they wanted it. The three major bikie gangs in Australia, the Gypsy Jokers, the Hell's Angels and the Bandidos hopped on their bikes and followed the ULBD to its secret destination, Ayer's Rock. Ivan Milat however had different plans, and used his good hand to bust out of prison, steal a girl's tricycle, and add a V8 engine to it. He turbo charged his way after the thugs and the ULBD, because he wanted to murder people. And no-one cares about bikie gangs.

However when the ULBD stopped at the local aboriginal town *cough* bush *cough*, to refuel and stop the night, the gangs and the mass murderer crept up on them. In the morning, before the ULBD went to leave, they discussed a bit of Australian history. They asked about the stolen generation, and how it affected them. Elder Abracadabra said, "Stolen generation? I don't know nuffin about no stolen generator!"

Sure enough, the generator was stolen. But not by the aboriginals (you racist), but by Ivan Milat, who said they should come to a peaceful settlement. (Peaceful as in turn you into pieces, geddit? No? I'll grab my coat). Of course the bikie gangs disagreed and a massive fight was started which killed off the local town. (plot point avoided, boo yeah).

As the dust settled, the groups joined a circle and decided they would lynch people to see who would get the cargo. Because lynching is the only way to solve arguments.

Verarde was the first target, and as such according to the bible, he without sin had to cast the first stone. Ivan Milat casted it, which made everyone crack up in laughter, including Verarde, even though it took a chunk out of his leg.
 
I said soon. Night is over, no more orders accepted. I am going to end the phase in the morning, as I am too damned tired to do a writeup, and I can't keep making PC when I get home (I work 10-11 hour days, and only get home late).
 
Classical Hero was sitting in the bus, listening to his iPod. Suddenly he heard a voice "FALCON PUNCH!" Classical, a keen gamer, replied 'FALCON BLOCK".

Silence.

"Wait, what? You can't just put Falcon in front of a word to make it super effective. It's only applicable to certain situations, gosh." said the voice withe the voice of exasperation.

"Not true, FALCON **** OFF!" Classical yelled back.

"OH YEAH?"

"YEAH"

"FALCON OVERRIDE *****!" and pushed Classical out of the window.

Johnhughthom was setting up camp when the stolen generator was dropped on him. Crawling out from underneath, he looked up to see a foot smash his face in.

Buddhafish was walking around by himself, trying to think, when he fell into a snakepit. He made it out, unfortunately.

JHT has taken 2 damage, Buddhafish has taken 1 damage. Classical Hero has taken 1 damage.

Day 2 has started.
 
Well, if I did try to camp something like that would probably happen. My nephew always takes the piss out of me over how bad I am at Call of Duty. In my defense, I don't even like it, why should I be good at a game I don't like?
 
I wonder if JHT was bussed for this damage or simply attacked?
 
Call of Doody sucks, and anyone who plays it is a lame noob who doesn't deserve to live!:yeah:

Vote: SamSniped
 
I noticed how you just changed them to avoid the lynch, you filthy filthy scumbag!

right!
vote: Samsniped
 
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