Worst/Best Fast Food "Creations"

[GoodEnoughForMe]

McDonalds today announced via satanic ritual that they would be releasing, out in San Francisco, Crab Sandwiches (why not McCrab??? Come oooonnnnn). Hot on the heels of KFC's godless chicken pizza thrust onto the undeserving masses in the Philippines, we seem to be on the precipice of annihilation via fast food Frankenstein experiments. While one might suggest that the bougie masses of San Francisco deserve such day of reckoning, one also might realize that just about every region of the country - and world - has been subject to creations that test mankind's belief in Goodness.

In light of how terrifying a creature this sandwich appears to be:

Please share with us some of your favourite, or least favourite, unearthly creations hoisted onto us by the benevolence of the fast food world.

 

[Hygro]

Get that Mack lobster

 

[warpus]

I haven't tried this, but it's basically a whopper chopped up and mixed in with a poutine.. or something like that

It's probably horrible. Pizza Hut has this "Poutine Pizza" you can buy here. It's "meh"

I assume you guys don't have this in the U.S. because Taco bell doesn't serve fries there at all for some reason still?

Fries, chilli, and nacho cheese

I assume you Americans have Taco Bell Mexican pizza though? And the KFC double-down thing?

 

[Arwon]

The Halal Snack Pack is pretty good. Kebab meat on chips, topped with cheese and sauces such as garlic or BBQ or chilli.

 

[Old Hippy]

The Halal Snack Pack is pretty good. Kebab meat on chips, topped with cheese and sauces such as garlic or BBQ or chilli.

thanks for improving my cultural literacy
it now makes sense why everybody and their dog offers to share a Halal Snack Pack with Pauline, having a Turkish partner I had never heard of such a thing and will keep it a secrete from her in the name of international Peace .

 

[Timsup2nothin]

I just had a Taco Bell naked chicken chalupa. It's a winner. Taco with the tortilla replaced with fried chicken patty.

 

[Traitorfish]

The Halal Snack Pack is pretty good. Kebab meat on chips, topped with cheese and sauces such as garlic or BBQ or chilli.

That's just a Munchy Box for people who are afraid of commitment. (And, possibly, diarrhoea.)

 

[timtofly]

I haven't tried this, but it's basically a whopper chopped up and mixed in with a poutine.. or something like that

It's probably horrible. Pizza Hut has this "Poutine Pizza" you can buy here. It's "meh"

I assume you guys don't have this in the U.S. because Taco bell doesn't serve fries there at all for some reason still?

Fries, chilli, and nacho cheese

I assume you Americans have Taco Bell Mexican pizza though? And the KFC double-down thing?

What we do not have locally is anything to do with poutine. The Taco Bells near me serve that Cheesy Potato Burrito though. They do not serve French Cut Fries like the burger joints do. Although Mexican Food restaurants do their own version of French cut fries. Pizza at Taco bell meaning shape, not leavened dough.

For me, Taco bell is a place to go to get some crunchy nacho fair or crunchy burritos. Burger joints are for buns and fries; alternates between "meat" and "chicken", but I have grown fond of their chicken snack wrap crossover, which I guess I would not get at Taco bell. For the most part McDonalds is my only source for sweet tea, because they are the only ones that make it like I drink it, most of the time.

 

[sophie]

double down was dope af. KFC lost bigly when they dropped it. Sad!

 

[Timsup2nothin]

double down was dope af. KFC lost bigly when they dropped it. Sad!

Seconded.

 

[dusters]

double down was dope af. KFC lost bigly when they dropped it. Sad!

If there is a "Word of a year" comittee in USA, bigly looks so strong for a candidate right now.

As for topic - Fries with mayonese, ketchup and sweet (fatter than usual, 35% fat) cream. I ate like 4 pounds of that thing few weeks ago, I'm considering to take a patient for the right proportions ^^

 

[GoodEnoughForMe]

Back when I worked at McDonalds in high school I had the gross habit of eating - at the end of the night - all the Big Mac sauce that leaked out of the spray gun into the tray that held it.

Good stuff. Never got sick.

 

[Timsup2nothin]

If there is a "Word of a year" comittee in USA, bigly looks so strong for a candidate right now.

As for topic - Fries with mayonese, ketchup and sweet (fatter than usual, 35% fat) cream. I ate like 4 pounds of that thing few weeks ago, I'm considering to take a patient for the right proportions ^^

I think you meant "patent" instead of "patient," but given the likely medical outcome of eating that perhaps the word just leaped front and center of your mind.

 

[dusters]

I think you meant "patent" instead of "patient," but given the likely medical outcome of eating that perhaps the word just leaped front and center of your mind.

Yes, posting during full moon, didn't spellcheck, sorry.

Aside from that I noticed that it is too tasty so I stopped buying fries. I would have no remorse making people addicted to this food, though.

 

[Lexicus]

That's just a Munchy Box for people who are afraid of commitment. (And, possibly, diarrhoea.)

 

[GoodSarmatian]

double down was dope af. KFC lost bigly when they dropped it. Sad!

KFC in Germany has them right now. I seriously considered having one but decided against it.
That was last week and they only have them for a limited time. Maybe I already missed my chance.

 

[God of Kings]

Spicy poutine (which is sold in Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen in Canada, as well as New York Fries via Cajun spicing) is delicious. It's very difficult to get spicy poutine, even in Canada (excluding Popeye's, New York Fries, and some independent poutineries).

Spicy poutine is very non-existent outside of Canada.

 

[warpus]

I have season tickets for a team that plays in a city 2 hours away, which involves a lot of back and forth travel, and so in efforts to save money I would often "really rush" and "cheap out on" "dinner" "lunch", etc.

I would get 2 or 3 McDoubles without the mustard or ketchup, but with Big Mac sauce added. They taste like smaller versions of the Big Mac. I call them Small Macs. 3 will really fill you up and won't cost much at all. Some locations/cashiers will sometimes charge you for adding the sauce. Sometimes they'll charge you 25 cents per burger, sometimes 50, but usually not at all. Still even with 50 cents extra it's a good deal I think

I've since stopped doing this because eating a full McDonalds meal for dinner always makes me feel like my body can't quite figure out how to digest what I just ate. Sometimes that feeling goes away after 15 minutes but sometimes it'll still be there 4 hours later. It's super cheap though and if you like Big Macs then it's a pretty sneaky way to get your fix. Honestly I don't like much of McDonalds at all, but there's something about BigMacs.. During parts of my life I just start eating them every once in a while. Right now I'm on a "no big mac or small mac" run of almost 8 months I think but I know that it won't last forever, they never do

What we do not have locally is anything to do with poutine.

That's a shame, you should try one sometime.. but not a fast food one, that could be hit or miss and probably more likely miss.

The Taco Bells near me serve that Cheesy Potato Burrito though. They do not serve French Cut Fries like the burger joints do. Although Mexican Food restaurants do their own version of French cut fries. Pizza at Taco bell meaning shape, not leavened dough.

Maybe I've been duped and those aren't fries in that burrito. Although I did find a source that claimed such things existing.

 

[shadowplay]

Spicy poutine (which is sold in Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen in Canada, as well as New York Fries via Cajun spicing) is delicious. It's very difficult to get spicy poutine, even in Canada (excluding Popeye's, New York Fries, and some independent poutineries).

Spicy poutine is very non-existent outside of Canada.

Really? I thought it looked kind of gross.

 

[God of Kings]

@warpus

Canadian McDonald's have Bacon McDoubles and the Bacon Big Mac as well. I eat those more than I would like to admit, and am even guilty of modifying the order in the self-serve kiosk to add an additional bacon strip, an additional burger patty, and an additional cheese slice (but minus the pickles) to the Bacon Big Mac.

The Baconator Double from Wendy's is one of my favourite burgers.