Worst Game Ever

[Cilpot]

I hope you were being honest with them, polymath I cant help but wonder why people would buy crappy games just because it has the same title as a decent movie..

@puglover: Thanks! I thought it was an acronym like MoO3, PTW and so on

 

[CivCube]

Has anyone seen the "trailer" for the game version of Gods and Generals?

I'm shaking now....

 

[polymath]

"I hope you were being honest with them, polymath " - cilpot

I was honest without being insulting. Some of the people making the games had great talent but their hands were tied, if you know what I mean. And some of the games were really good too but that's not the purpose of this thread.

"I cant help but wonder why people would buy crappy games just because it has the same title as a decent movie" - cilpot

When I was there, it seemed all you had to do was put "Hey Kids! Buy this, it's JURASSIC!" on the box and you had a best seller.

 

[Mr. Dictator]

Real War sucks too.

 

[puglover]

Superpower was insanely realistic. No cool graphics either (extremely few graphics in fact)!

That gets my vote.

 

[Bacon King]

Superpower, that's a good game, I was playing it 20 minutes ago in fact.

Well, my vote would go to ET, and this one terrible game I played, I belive it was called Civilization 3. (j/k )

 

[Angelscotboi]

If you name any Infogrames published game then ur sure to have one sucky game on ur hands.
No scratch that, the games r usually ok, it just pisses me off u need to download 5/6/7 patches before the damn thing works rite; all cos infogrames needs to release it yesterday to make as much money as possible.

Also I once bought a game called economic war, it cost me like £5, but it looked not bad on the cover...it was a good idea but they over did it...it was like they tried to over simplify it and ended up making it so god damned complex, and lengthy that it was just borin as sh*t.

 

[polymath]

Heh...Infogrames bought Ocean Software when I was working there...

 

[Angelscotboi]

Oh dear...now THAT explains A LOT.

 

[100games100days]

Has anyone played Superman for the N64!

That game was ..... not good

 

[Aphex_Twin]

Test Drive III. It's controlls were practically impossible. One gentle press on the "left" button would turn the car 270 degrees left.

 

[Neomega]

Originally posted by Moff Jerjerrod
Moo3 was the only game that I absolutely couldn't stand and returned.

Well I smashed mine to pieces and posted it on the internet, but I'll second that.

 

[Thadlerian]

Aaaahhh.... so many games... can I only choose one?

 

[SoRHunter]

I can only think of one: BIKINI KARATE BABES.

One word of advise: do not try it!!!

 

[Matrix]

The title alone!

 

[Aphex_Twin]

The most idiotic game ever made: Slots. You have a slot machine and all you do is pull tha handle or press the big red button. Now that's strategy.

 

[da_greatest]

Originally posted by joedoe21
Has anyone played Superman for the N64!

That game was ..... not good

I agree. What made me mad was that it got good reviews.

 

[Mojotronica]

Irritating Stick

http://www.anotherboutique.com/articles/art00044.html

 

[SimChicken]

Worst Game

 

[torrasque]

Dangerous Vaults ... It is one of only 3 PC games on Something Awful to have received the coveted -50 (out of -50). My friend downloaded it just to see how bad it is... It is WORSE than Bikini Karate Babes SoRHunter...

People like to go on and on about "the worst game ever". They like to pretend that they know what the most abhorrent game in the history of bad gaming truly is. Once you have played Dangerous Vaults you will be able to listen to these people blabber endlessly about "Star Wars: Force Commander" or "Hatfields and McCoys" with a smug smile on your face. When they're finished you can tip your hat, say "Dangerous Vaults is the worst game ever", and walk away satisfied in the knowledge that you just rocked their world with ineffable truth. Dangerous Vaults is a Tomb Raider rip-off that has painfully bad graphics and an interface that is almost impossible to use.