Worst pick up lines

[Alcibiaties of Athenae]

This oughta be a slam dunk for this crew.

I'll start: Hey, Didn't I see you at the Herpes clinic?

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[xeven_god_of_helsibahr]

Hey! I have one!: The word of the day is legs. Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

 

[stellar converter]

heres one from one o my chess buddies who is now in the army:

nice shoes, wanna f***?

 

[Robert E. Lee]

I thought it was:

Nice shoes. Wanna

?

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"The South shall rise again!"

 

[scorch]

Chick: hey, why don't we play war? you lie down, and i'll blow your brains out!



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[stormerne]

The classic (and all too common) one is England is: "Get your coat, you've pulled!"

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