onejayhawk
Afflicted with reason
This has got to rank.
A farmer makes the discovery that some of his sheep, the females, if nuetered, will produce wool of a sky blue tint. Something hormonal presumably. Unfortunately, he has not discovered a way to tell which sheep will be suitable and the requirement that they be nuetered is playing hell with his breeding program. After many years, through much persistance a countless disappointments, he manages to breed a small herd of sheep, which are worth many thousand each, because of the high demand for undyed blue wool.
Imagine his distress, when one day he hears a loud rucuss coming from his sheep barn. He goes to investigate and finds his eight year old grandson, wearing a cowboy outfit and riding one of the sheep, while waving the hat and yelling "Giddyup you doggies." The man grabs the boy, takes him outside and puts him up against the wall of the barn. He says "Son, you can do what you want, but keep off my blue spayed ewes."
As Merin Sun said, I cannot begin to tell you how bad that is.
J
A farmer makes the discovery that some of his sheep, the females, if nuetered, will produce wool of a sky blue tint. Something hormonal presumably. Unfortunately, he has not discovered a way to tell which sheep will be suitable and the requirement that they be nuetered is playing hell with his breeding program. After many years, through much persistance a countless disappointments, he manages to breed a small herd of sheep, which are worth many thousand each, because of the high demand for undyed blue wool.
Imagine his distress, when one day he hears a loud rucuss coming from his sheep barn. He goes to investigate and finds his eight year old grandson, wearing a cowboy outfit and riding one of the sheep, while waving the hat and yelling "Giddyup you doggies." The man grabs the boy, takes him outside and puts him up against the wall of the barn. He says "Son, you can do what you want, but keep off my blue spayed ewes."
As Merin Sun said, I cannot begin to tell you how bad that is.
J
<- All I can say
AUGH! CORN POISONING!
