Seriously! You read AU_Armageddon’s first spoiler (NOT the final one) and he did exactly the same as me (or was it me doing exactly the same as him?) at first. Moved the settler the same way for the same reasons and spent the same half an hour staring at the gold before settling in exactly the same place as me (on the hill to get the two gold) for the same reasons.
After that something funny happened to the timeline. I think I must be living in the wrong universe of something judging by the way his game went up and up and up and mine went down and up and up and down to the final conquest defeat.
No Copper
I did the usual military thing and researched AH and BW while trying to spam immortals (though for some reason not having enough to feel secure declaring war until relatively late). And the first target was Shaka, due to his rudely placing uMgungwotsit in MY rightful territory, as shown in the screenshot.
Unfortunately the screenie shows my big problem. Caesar has nicked the copper NE of uMugungungugungagagOhSodIt, while Alexander has blocked off the one W of Persepolis. I can’t actually remember why I’d declared war on Alex (it was nearly a month ago) but I had done so for some reason.
That’s when things went downhill. The obvious solution would’ve been to found a city along the coast by the copper but I was totally fixated on the idea that I had to have Sparta coz it was such a great location. Trouble was, Sparta being on a hill and defended by a lot of archers, I wasn’t going to be able to take it any time soon. So I pillaged Greek lands. I captured Corinth on the far west coast, founded my great person farm north of Persepolis. And still I had no copper. Eventually I gave up and made peace with Alexander coz that war was going nowhere, at which point I suddenly got access to the copper. Oh. My longrunning war had become a war to secure a copper supply and all I’d needed was to make peace and I’d instantly have the copper anyway.

I thought I’d need open borders to get it through Alex’s territory, which there was clearly no chance of securing with Alexander now. One day I’m going to understand the strange rules Civ has for trade routes, but clearly it wasn’t to be
that day.
Shortly afterwards Alexander declared on me again. I have two axes but no copper again.
Then the year 160BC happened.
Anyone of a compassionate disposition – you don’t want to read the following
I somehow didn’t notice that Alex had four archers not two archers converging on Corinth, and so didn’t up its defences. Bye bye Corinth.
The same turn, my forces in the East failed to take Navajo from Shaka. Both axes lost, one of them not causing any damage at all to the defending archer, despite an 80% victory chance. Next turn there’s a sword in the city. I do not have and without copper cannot build anything that’ll touch that.
It’s nearly 0AD and I still have only three cities. And (now) next to no army either.
If this had been a private game, at this point I’d have given up on the game as a lost cause. But this a GOTM, so I carried on. I redoubled my efforts. I carefully eeked out every but of tactical advantage, superior military tactics, tech trading, etc. in order to pull off my spectacular comeback.
Oh. And lost the game.
But that’s getting ahead of the story.
Coming Through Again...
By 500AD, through careful play, constant warring, etc. I was slowly pulling through. In a succession of wars, I was wearing Alexander down to nothing, and had knocked the Zulus back to a far corner of the continent, and Saladin too was starting to feel the force of my catapults and swords. When I discovered Civil Service I managed to trade it to get myself rough tech parity with everyone. At some point I stopped being last, and slowly moved through the ranks into 3rd place.
The problem was Hannibal. He was roaring ahead of everyone else. He had Egypt as a vassal. I kept thinking I ought to declare on him to knock him down a bit, but there never seemed to be a right moment to do it (where ‘right moment’ = a moment when a war wouldn’t inevitably result in a swift conquest defeat. For me.) But I had a cunning plan. If I could slowly take out all the weaker civs, eventually I’d be Hannibal’s equal, and then I might pull off the game. I just had to make sure he never went to war with me in the meantime.
A Tale of War, Treachery, More War, and More War
Somwhere around 1500 I was just gearing up for another attack on Saladin when the war bugle blared out. Rome had declared war. Eeek! Rome could knock me out easily.
Phew! Rome had declared war on Saladin, not me. I redoubled my forces buildup, ready to add my own declaration. Just hope Rome doesn’t actually take any cities before I have a chance to nab them.
Oh no! The war bugle again. Hannibal declares war…..
Oh the suspense
…. on Rome
Phew!
My forces are ready. The time is ripe for me to move in on a weakened Saladin.
At this point I made probably the single best decision of the entire game:
I decided to check the diplomacy screen just before I declared war on Saladin, and discovered why Hannibal had declared on Rome: Saladin had vassaled to Hannibal.
That kinda buggers up my plan to declare on Saladin a teensy bit. Hannibal has rather a lot of infantry and cavalry marching past my archer-defended cities en route to Rome.
Well there’s only one thing for it. An opportunity like this can’t be missed.
I declare war … on Rome.
Thanks largely to Hannibal razing Roman cities I’m now in 2nd place in score. Whooopiee! (No, not Goldberg, just whooopiee!)
I had a couple of delicious turns, allowing Hannibal to weaken all the forces around Cumae before I came and took the city. Thanks mate! I’d have had no chance of taking it on my own.
Next turn Rome took it back.
Oooopsie!
Then suddenly peace breaks out all round coz Rome has capitulated to Hannibal.
Bigger ooooopsie!
OK. My plan now is to keep buttering up Hannibal in the hope that he never declares war. Maybe I’ll somehow get ahead by keeping high science, and taking out Saladin as soon as he unvassals himself.
I think my plan lasted about 3 turns before Hannibal declared war….
… on me.
No fair! What have I ever done to him? Can’t he declare war on Shaka instead? Get himself another vassal to add to the sixty-seven or something he's already got?
At this point the game is lost. I’ve survived pretty tight corners before, but Hannibal now has tanks. Thousands of them. And I have cannon and grenadiers. There’s really no point me even
trying to resist. I do an experiment in which I discover it takes 3 cannon to kill a tank. At that rate I can probably inflict some
very serious damage on about 0.0000001% of his army before I have no forces left. And with all his vassals Hannibal is near-simultaneously entering my borders on all sides.
A very few turns later it’s over. Conquest defeat in 1673AD, for a final score of 1583. Sparta was the last city to fall.
With hindsight I think I played a pretty decent game in the AD years, but the game was by that point already doomed by my failure to get a decent empire together during the BC years. On Immortal with Warlords-AI-intelligence, that’s just about impossible to recover from.