Yes, ANOTHER "Caption These", but NO photoshop antics this time....

[browserman]

Due to the overwhelmingly funny responses to the previous photos, yes, I am posting another two photos to caption. However, due to the overwhelming (deserved) contempt for my careless photoshop attempts , there will be NO photoshop antics. (However, if any of you want to add your own photoshop abilities, go to it!! )

Just two photos. And yes, they are just a bunch of free stock photos, but the captions all of you wrote made me laugh a LOT,

so here's another two: before and after.

 

[Zwelgje]

Scientists thrilled by the first succesful nuclear fusion experiment at room-temperature

 

[ybbor]

scientists ahve discovered that if 2 people have stupidity as thier blood type they can ifact fuse tpgether

 

[WillJ]

Squaring off against people and eating them, then taking their clothes: Another unfortunate side-effect of hunger. Hungry? Grab a Snickers.

 

[Riesstiu IV]

"Why gays shouldn't adopt."

 

[Gengis Khan]

Squaring off against people and eating them, then taking their clothes: Another unfortunate side-effect of hunger. Hungry? Grab a Snickers.

Nice!

 

[KaNick]

Man in suit: "So you say this is how you got the gerbil out of your butt? Because this thing is really killing me!"

 

[Tweedledum]

The guy in the bottom picture is saying:

"In retrospect, stealing his underpants as well was a serious mistake"

 

[nonconformist]

'If anyone posts any more caption competitions, this is what I'll do to them.'.

 

[browserman]

'If anyone posts any more caption competitions, this is what I'll do to them.'.

Hmmm....so you are a sumo wrestler?...and I DO wear a suit and tie to work every day ...hmmm...maybe I should be concerned...of course, there is always the option of just ignoring it... ...

 

[Dabomb18359]

Hmmm....so you are a sumo wrestler?...and I DO wear a suit and tie to work every day ...hmmm...maybe I should be concerned...of course, there is always the option of just ignoring it... ...

nice one

 

[jimsullivan]

Ha! Ha! I love these.
My caption: "Heiko, the world's first and only Sumo-Mugger, finds another unsuspecting victim." We have chosen not to show you the "after" picture of the unfortunate businessman out of consideration...

 

[Dabomb18359]

Ha! Ha! I love these.
My caption: "Heiko, the world's first and only Sumo-Mugger, finds another unsuspecting victim." We have chosen not to show you the "after" picture of the unfortunate businessman out of consideration...

I think I'm starting to understand. 1st they square off then the sumo wrestler ends up "on top" with the business clothes on...

 

[jimsullivan]

Before: Heiko finally found a suit and shoes that fit. This was unfortunate for their owner, Jim Smith, stockbroker.

Heiko: You gimme nice clothes, wallstreetboy. I wear 'em now! I want your Armani.
Jim: No way, fatboy!.....Get your own!
Heiko: No wimp american stockbroker weasel call Heiko fat ...that last straw...

After: Wall Street's revenge...Jim managed to drop a thumbtack into each sock before handing them over, as Heiko discovers...

 

[nonconformist]

After: Wall Street's revenge...Jim managed to drop a thumbtack into each sock before handing them over, as Heiko discovers...[/QUOTE]


Nice one!