Yo Mamma

[salty mud]

Yo momma's so stupid, she got locked in a toilet and pi**ed herself.

 

[lutzj]

what happens if I laughed at it and I'm a guy?

Yo momma laughed at it, and she's a guy, so I guess you're stupid like her.

 

[aztecwarrior136]

Yo mama's so fat, her belly button is used as a football stadium.
(sorry if I offended anyone)

 

[uat2d]

Yo mama's so fat, her belly button is used as a football stadium.
(sorry if I offended anyone)

i don't know how many mamas have her belly being used as a football stadium, so i don't think you offended anyone

 

[Deep Thought]

Person X is so old, that scientist uses him/her to get new facts about Big Bang.