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yo momma
- Thread starter Kakashi
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tpasmall
Dark Lord Of The Sith
Your mom is like a pool table, she'll rack your balls for a quarter
Your mom is like a bowling ball, she gets picked up, fingered and thrown in the gutter
Your mom is like a bowling ball, she gets picked up, fingered and thrown in the gutter
Japanrocks12
tired of being a man
i got three:
1. Yo mama's so dumb that she got stabbed in a shootout
2. Yo mama's so short that she poses for trophies
3. Yo mama's so fat that when she wore a yellow shirt, people mistook her for a taxi
1. Yo mama's so dumb that she got stabbed in a shootout
2. Yo mama's so short that she poses for trophies
3. Yo mama's so fat that when she wore a yellow shirt, people mistook her for a taxi
SuperBeaverInc.
Groucho
1)Your mom is so fat that when she goes swimming in the ocean Spain lands on her and claims they have discovered a new continent
2)Your mom is so fat that when she trips on 5th street, she lands on 12th
3)Your mom is so fat that when she sees a school bus, she yells "Hey somebody stop that giant twinkie"
4)Your mom is so fat that the only thing that fits her at the department store is the delivery elevator. And even thats a tight squeeze
5)Your mom is so fat that she has her own time zone
6)Your mom is so fat that your dad needs a sherpa to mount her
7)Your mom is so fat that she wore high heels and struck oil
8)Your mom is so fat that she can form a bridge across the Pacific
9)Your mom is so fat that if you lift up one of her flabs of fat, you can find Elvis and Jimmy Hoffa
10)Your mom is so fat that if you lift up one of her flabs of fat, you can find a McDonalds, Taco Bell, and Burger King
11)Your mom is so fat that she looks blue whales look skinny
2)Your mom is so fat that when she trips on 5th street, she lands on 12th
3)Your mom is so fat that when she sees a school bus, she yells "Hey somebody stop that giant twinkie"
4)Your mom is so fat that the only thing that fits her at the department store is the delivery elevator. And even thats a tight squeeze
5)Your mom is so fat that she has her own time zone
6)Your mom is so fat that your dad needs a sherpa to mount her
7)Your mom is so fat that she wore high heels and struck oil
8)Your mom is so fat that she can form a bridge across the Pacific
9)Your mom is so fat that if you lift up one of her flabs of fat, you can find Elvis and Jimmy Hoffa
10)Your mom is so fat that if you lift up one of her flabs of fat, you can find a McDonalds, Taco Bell, and Burger King
11)Your mom is so fat that she looks blue whales look skinny
SuperBeaverInc.
Groucho
Your mom's so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion.
Your mom's so fat, when she dances the band skips.
Your mom's so fat, I have to take a bus a train and a cab just to get on her good side.
Your mother's so fat, her clothes have stretch marks.
Your mother's so fat, she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.
Your mother's so fat, you could slap her butt and ride the waves.
Your mother's so fat, she needs a hula hoop to keep her socks up.
Your mother's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.
Your mother's so fat, when they used her underwear for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.
Your mother's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant she looks at the menu and says, "OK"!
Your mom's so fat, when she lays on the beach, people run around yelling, "Free Willie!"
Your mom's so big, she plays marbles with planets.
Your mom's so fat, her belt size is the equator.
Your mom's so fat, when she dances the band skips.
Your mom's so fat, I have to take a bus a train and a cab just to get on her good side.
Your mother's so fat, her clothes have stretch marks.
Your mother's so fat, she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.
Your mother's so fat, you could slap her butt and ride the waves.
Your mother's so fat, she needs a hula hoop to keep her socks up.
Your mother's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.
Your mother's so fat, when they used her underwear for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.
Your mother's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant she looks at the menu and says, "OK"!
Your mom's so fat, when she lays on the beach, people run around yelling, "Free Willie!"
Your mom's so big, she plays marbles with planets.
Your mom's so fat, her belt size is the equator.
echinococcus
Prince
your mother is so obese, she makes portraits with google earth
lutzj
The Last Thing You See
Yo momma's like bricks: She's heavy, flat, and gets laid over and over again by construction workers.
uat2d
ಠ_ಠ
yo momma's so fat she doesn't need the internet, she's already world-wide!
Deep Thought
S.A.G.A.P.O
You wanna know why -Insert woman you'd like to insult- is called Venus? Because she's the same big as the planet with the same name.
