yo momma
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Great, Civanator! Keep 'em coming. 
Yo momma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, the Russians thought we had a new type of submarine!
Yo momma's so ugly, that when she walks down the streets, even the flowers spontaneously start to wither.
philippe
FYI, I chase trains.
yo momma is not yo momma
yo momma is the best mother in the world...
Im sorry to offend you...Ill go now do suicide..
yo momma is the best mother in the world...
Im sorry to offend you...Ill go now do suicide..
Yo momma's so hairy, she was mistaken for the missing link.
Yo momma's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone!
Yo momma's so stupid, she called 411 to ask the number for 911!
(911 is the emergency number in the US, and 411 is the information number)
Yo momma's so ugly, she sin't allowed to have a mirror near her.
Yo momma's so fat, her frontside and backside look alike: fat, ugly, and round!
Yo momma's so fat, last time she saw 90210 it was on a scale!
(an american TV show)
Yo momma's so fat, she blocked out the sun and scientists thought it was an eclipse.
Yo momma's so fat and ugly, when she walks, everyone hides and says, "GODZILLA!"
Yo momma's so fat, when she walks she causes an earthquake, volcanoe, and tsunami at once.
Yo momma's so fat, when she farts meteorologists say, "Batten down the hatches, we got a huge Tornadoe coming!"
Yo momma's so huge, when she breaths out, people say, "It's Hurricane Mother, lookout!!!!"
Yo momma's so huge, she has her own center of gravity.
Yo momma's so stupid, when she was buying deodorant for your father, the clerk asked her if he used the ball kind, and she said, "No, the one for under your arms."
Yo momma's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone!
Yo momma's so stupid, she called 411 to ask the number for 911!
(911 is the emergency number in the US, and 411 is the information number)
Yo momma's so ugly, she sin't allowed to have a mirror near her.
Yo momma's so fat, her frontside and backside look alike: fat, ugly, and round!
Yo momma's so fat, last time she saw 90210 it was on a scale!
(an american TV show)
Yo momma's so fat, she blocked out the sun and scientists thought it was an eclipse.
Yo momma's so fat and ugly, when she walks, everyone hides and says, "GODZILLA!"
Yo momma's so fat, when she walks she causes an earthquake, volcanoe, and tsunami at once.
Yo momma's so fat, when she farts meteorologists say, "Batten down the hatches, we got a huge Tornadoe coming!"
Yo momma's so huge, when she breaths out, people say, "It's Hurricane Mother, lookout!!!!"
Yo momma's so huge, she has her own center of gravity.
Yo momma's so stupid, when she was buying deodorant for your father, the clerk asked her if he used the ball kind, and she said, "No, the one for under your arms."
Yo momma's so stupid, she thought the London Underground was a terrorist group.
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Yo mommas so fat the construction crew uses her as a wrecking ball.
CivCube
Spicy.
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My brother says:
Yo Momma's so fat when she looked at the scale she saw her phone number!
and
Yo Momma's so fat when God said, "Let there be light", he had to ask her to move out of the way!
I say:
Yo' momma so fat when she goes to a restaurant they say, "Smoking or FAT ASS?!"
Yo Momma's so fat when she looked at the scale she saw her phone number!
and
Yo Momma's so fat when God said, "Let there be light", he had to ask her to move out of the way!
I say:
Yo' momma so fat when she goes to a restaurant they say, "Smoking or FAT ASS?!"
History_Buff
Deity
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- 6,529
I usually hate these things, but:
Yo momma's so fat, Doc Martin needed two whole cows just to make her some shoes.
Yo momma's so fat, Doc Martin needed two whole cows just to make her some shoes.
Bose
Antipodean
Yo momma's so fat, she got diagnosed with a skin eating virus, and the doctor gave her 13 years to live.
Yo momma's so fat, when she dances, the band skips.
Yo momma's so fat, she fell in love and broke it.
Yo momma's so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck.
Yo momma's so fat, when she dances, the band skips.
Yo momma's so fat, she fell in love and broke it.
Yo momma's so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck.
KingWilly
Melbournite
Yo mamma's so fat, her waistline is 'equator'.
Yo mamma's so old, her social security number is 1.
Yo mamma's so ugly, she ties a steak around her neck just so the dog will play with her.
Yo mamma's so old, her social security number is 1.
Yo mamma's so ugly, she ties a steak around her neck just so the dog will play with her.
china444
Ain't no thang
Your moma is so dum she sold her car for gas money.
Your mama was locked overnight in a grocery store and starved to death
your mama wears a brown shirt and yellow shorts and people mistake her for the oscar meyer weiner truck.
Your mama was locked overnight in a grocery store and starved to death
your mama wears a brown shirt and yellow shorts and people mistake her for the oscar meyer weiner truck.
Jimjam Jones
Generalissimo
Yo mama is so fat, she walked in front of my TV and I missed a 2 hour movie.
Yo mama is so fat, when yo daddy mounts her his ears pop!
Yo mama is so fat, when yo daddy mounts her his ears pop!
Here we go...
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too !
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up !
Yo mama so fat were in her right now!
Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!
Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too !
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up !
Yo mama so fat were in her right now!
Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!
Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Fr8monkey
Deity
- so fat, her shadow weigs 60 pounds (Kilos)
- so fat, she has her own eco-system.
- so fat, all the seats in her house have seatbelts.
- so fat, that her feet are the only things an her that are flat.
- so fat, she goes to the beach and the tide comes in.
- so fat, her dress is a Circus tent.
- so fat, she is the only one on the beach that gets a tan.
G-Man
A One Man's War
Yo mammas so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven 
