Your Evil Plan

[SS-18 ICBM]

What is your evil plan? Mine is

Spoiler :

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first expose a military general. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, unsettled by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?

Stage Two

Next, you must seize control of the internet. This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will scream, as countless hordes of corporate suits hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must reveal to the world your thermonuclear missiles, bringing about a 1984 police state. Your name shall become synonymous with fear, and no man will ever again dare roll his or her eyes. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet

 

[Firestorm94]

Spoiler :

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first incapacitate a pope. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, bewildered by your arrival. Who is this demented madman? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?

Stage Two

Next, you must steal the internet. This will all be done from a hell, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of mean english teachers hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must reveal to the world your secret death ray, bringing about a 1984 police state. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare steal your woman. Everyone will bow before your unbreakable will, and the world will have no choice but to elect you dictator for life.

This was all done at random.

 

[mechaerik]

This is really old... I discovered it 4 years ago in 7th grade.

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

Well, sorry I don't know every damned site on the Internet.

 

[salty mud]

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Madness

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first clone a pope. This will cause the world to leave, paralyzed by your arrival. Who is this unholy menace? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?

Stage Two

Next, you must poison the internet. This will all be done from a air fortress, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will flee in terror, as countless hordes of mad scientists hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must unleash your plague of doom, bringing about an unending cacophony of screams. Your name shall become synonymous with sheer dementedness, and no man will ever again dare steal your woman. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to fall madly in love with you.




Bit peculiar.

 

[Dumanios]

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a pope. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, horrified by your arrival. Who is this criminal mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good wearing the skin of another human?

Stage Two

Next, you must seize control of the moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will leap from the nearest window, as countless hordes of mean english teachers hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must reveal to the world your opening of the seven seals, bringing about the apocalypse. Your name shall become synonymous with slaughter, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to elect you dictator for life.

 

[Perfection]

Spoiler my evil plan :

Stage One:
Spam Humor & Jokes

Stage Two:
Profit!

 

[Kal'thzar]

I am pleased because this is actually quite coherant:

Spoiler Awesomeness :

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a chosen one. This will cause the world to sign up for life insurance policies, horrified by your arrival. Who is this threat to our children? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?


Stage Two
Next, you must seize control of the internet. This will all be done from a obsidian citadel, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will lose their minds, as countless hordes of corporate suits hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must unleash your opening of the seven seals, bringing about horrors beyond man's comprehension. Your name shall become synonymous with sheer dementedness, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new god.

 

[Dumanios]

This is my sister's.

Spoiler :

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a chosen one. This will cause the world to whisper among themselves, amazed by your arrival. Who is this spammer? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in your wizard's robes?

Stage Two

Next, you must obliterate new york. This will all be done from a floating fortress, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will leap from the nearest window, as countless hordes of mean english teachers hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must reveal to the world your plague of doom, bringing about rivers that run red with blood. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare make you clean your room. Everyone will bow before your mystical abilities, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.

 

[carmen510]

Spoiler :

Your objective is simple: World Domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure
Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first seduce a famous actor/actress. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, amazed by your arrival. Who is this sadistic fiend? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?

Stage Two

Next, you must obliterate the internet. This will all be done from a hell, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will die in a way you just don't want to think about, as countless hordes of the religious right hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must unleash your great supernatural forces, bringing about the destruction of the masses. Your name shall become synonymous with all that is wrong with the world, and no man will ever again dare steal your woman. Everyone will bow before your extraordinary charisma, and the world will have no choice but to fall madly in love with you.

What the...?

 

[dwaxe]

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a pope. This will cause the world to whisper among themselves, overwhelmed by your arrival. Who is this sadistic fiend? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an intelligence transferred into a computer?

Stage Two

Next, you must steal fort knox. This will all be done from a space station, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will lose their minds, as countless hordes of classic thugs hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must unleash your armies of destruction, bringing about an end to sanity. Your name shall become synonymous with insanity, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new god.

 

[Gooblah]

Comes from a pretty funny book, How to be a Villain.

 

[GoodSarmatian]

Now this loks like a plausible plan:

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first blackmail a scientist. This will cause the world to realize something is wrong, unsettled by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an intelligence transferred into a computer?

Stage Two

Next, you must seize control of the internet. This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will gibber like madmen, as countless hordes of robot warriors hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must prepare your armies of destruction, bringing about a 1984 police state. Your name shall become synonymous with fear, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new god.

 

[salty mud]

Selecting random gives some incredible results.

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: So another race can take over

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first expose a news reporter. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, amazed by your arrival. Who is this Evil Genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a Supervillain Costume with Gimmicks?

Stage Two

Next, you must smash that Opera House in Sydney. This will all be done from a island of Mu, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will flee in terror, as countless hordes of mean english teachers hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must send forth your thermonuclear missiles, bringing about the Return of the Antichrist. Your name shall become synonymous with nightmares, and no man will ever again dare refuse to be your prom date. Everyone will bow before your Amazing Toughness, and the world will have no choice but to name you Evil Man/Woman of the Year.

 

[cardgame]

Haha I love it, thank you SS-18

Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Hatred for all mankind

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first expose a chosen one. This will cause the world to realize something is wrong, confused by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?


Stage Two
Next, you must obliterate the pyramids of giza. This will all be done from a abandoned church, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will fall into catatonic trances, as countless hordes of the religious right hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must demonstrate your needlessly big weather machine, bringing about the return of the antichrist. Your name shall become synonymous with dear god no, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to pray to you for enlightenment.

Italics.

 

[Bratmon]

I made a random plan, here is what I came up with:

Spoiler The madness :

Your objective is simple: Criminal Activities.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Hatred for all mankind
Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first incapacitate a town mascot. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, frightened by your arrival. Who is this Demented Madman? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a Robotic Exoskeleton?

Stage Two

Next, you must vaporize Empire State Building. This will all be done from a floating Fortress, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will scream, as countless hordes of classic thugs hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must tauntingly wave your unholy weapon, bringing about Horrors beyond Man's Comprehension. Your name shall become synonymous with insanity, and no man will ever again dare refuse to be your prom date. Everyone will bow before your Cunning Intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to worship the ground you walk on.

I like how it says "No MAN will refuse to be your prom date".

 

[Dumanios]

I did on random and got this.

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first seduce a chosen one. This will cause the world to whisper among themselves, bewildered by your arrival. Who is this Ripe Bastard? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Battle Armor?

Stage Two

Next, you must vaporize Empire State Building. This will all be done from a corporate tower, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will weep uncontrollably, as countless hordes of animal minions (rats, birds, etc.) hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must release your time machine, bringing about Rivers that Run Red with Blood. Your name shall become synonymous with all that is wrong with the world, and no man will ever again dare sneer cruelly at your disfigured face. Everyone will bow before your Dashing Good Looks, and the world will have no choice but to name you Evil Man/Woman of the Year.

 

[cardgame]

no man will ever again dare sneer cruelly at your disfigured face. Everyone will bow before your Dashing Good Looks, and the world will have no choice but to name you Evil Man/Woman of the Year.

 

[Onionsoilder]

Spoiler :

Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first devour a pope. This will cause the world to leave, bewildered by your arrival. Who is this unholy menace? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an elemental?

Stage Two

Next, you must obliterate the pacific ocean. This will all be done from a obsidian citadel, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will fall into catatonic trances, as countless hordes of the religious right hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must tauntingly wave your arcane ritual, bringing about the return of the antichrist. Your name shall become synonymous with slaughter, and no man will ever again dare make you clean your room. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to restore your credit rating.

 

[damnation]

Spoiler :

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: for lolz

stage one: run away from home to california. hitch a ride from a boat to either northern or southern japan and become a ninja. then infiltrate Tokyo and kill the emporerer. declare onself grand ninja of japan.

stage two: with aid from US fight a war with China. use swine flu to take out most of the population and destroy the goverment. declare oneself Grand Ninja of the Empire of Japan

stage three: proceed to take over central asia, south east asia, and the middle east. then take over europe and leave africa. backstab US and take control of US, Canada, and latin america. then control africa through diplomacy. then launch a thousand and one nukes from Indonesia to quell any rebelions.