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Your favourite movie quote
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Zen Rocker
There are oh-so many good ones from one of the greatest movies of all time...Full Metal Jacket. Here's a couple of my very favorites...(I hope these aren't too obscene...i tried to censor them as best i could without ruining the whole point of them, which is to be as obscene as possible 
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Drill Instructor: "Private Pyle, I'm gonna give you three seconds, exactly three f****n' seconds, to wipe that stupid lookin' grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull f**k you!
Animal Mother: You talk the talk. Do you walk the walk?
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Drill Instructor: How tall are you, private?
Pvt. Cowboy: Sir, five-foot-nine, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Drill Instructor: Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked s**t that high.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Drill Instructor: I bet you're the kind of guy that would f**k a person in the *** and not even have the g*******d common courtesy to give him a decent reach-around.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Drill Instructor: "Private Pyle, I'm gonna give you three seconds, exactly three f****n' seconds, to wipe that stupid lookin' grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull f**k you!
Animal Mother: You talk the talk. Do you walk the walk?
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Drill Instructor: How tall are you, private?
Pvt. Cowboy: Sir, five-foot-nine, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Drill Instructor: Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked s**t that high.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Drill Instructor: I bet you're the kind of guy that would f**k a person in the *** and not even have the g*******d common courtesy to give him a decent reach-around.
Achinz
Hermit of Huangshan
From "The Music Teacher" directed by Gerard Corbiau:
Estelle (older woman) to Sophie (younger woman): "You have the advantage of age, I have its privilege".
Estelle (older woman) to Sophie (younger woman): "You have the advantage of age, I have its privilege".
Conqueror '91
Crimethinker
From Monty Python and the Holy Grail:
Look, if you were dying, you wouldn't bother to carve "AAAAGH"! You'd just say it!!
Look, if you were dying, you wouldn't bother to carve "AAAAGH"! You'd just say it!!
Pontiuth Pilate
Republican Jesus!
"Maybe he was dictating?"
"Nu! Nu!" "No, not Nu, Ni!"
"Nu! Nu!" "No, not Nu, Ni!"
okay, just a few (think I could have kept going LMAO)
Braveheart
Stephen : God says he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're f****d
Wallace: "Yes, I've heard. He kills men by the hundreds. And, if he was here, he'd consume the English with fireballs from his eyes and bolts of lightning from his arse."
Signs
-Merrill: Morgan, this crop stuff is just about a bunch of nerds who never had a girlfriend their lives. They're like thirty now. They make up secret codes and analyze Greek mythology and make secret societies where other guys who never had girlfriends can join in. They do stupid crap like this to feel special. It's a scam. Nerds were doin' it twenty five years ago and new nerds are doing it again.
Father Graham: Its just static, Morgan. Frequency.
[Weird noises come from the baby monitor.]
Morgan: It's a code.
Bo: Why couldn't they get girlfriends?
-Merrill: OK, well, besides the possibility that an Olympian Scandinavian Long Jumper broke into our farm last night, who would you say it was?
-Merrill: I moved the TV in here for the kids sake. So they wouldn't get obsessed, like you said. They had already been watching for ten hours straight. I figured they should be playing "Furry, Furry Rabitts" or something.
Father Graham: What's "Furry, Furry Rabbits"?
Merrill: It's a game, isn't it?
Tombstone
Ike Clanton: What is that Holiday? Twelve hands in a row? Ain't nobody that lucky.
Doc Holliday: Why Ike, whatever do you mean? Maybe poker's just not your game. I know! Let's have a spelling contest!
Billy Clanton: Why, it's the drunk piano player. You're so drunk, you can't hit nothin'. In fact, you're probably seeing double.
[Billy Clanton draws a knife, and Doc Holliday takes out a second gun]
Doc Holliday: I have two guns, one for each of ya.
Armageddon
(Rockhound is riding the bomb a la Dr. Strangelove.)
Colonel William Sharp: Get off... the nuclear... warhead.
Rockhound: What's wrong?
Colonel William Sharp: We've got a busted ship.
Rockhound: A BUSTED SHIP?! And I'm strapped in this chair? I had a good spot picked out there!
Rockhound: You know we're sitting on four million pounds of fuel, one nuclear weapon and a thing that has 270,000 moving parts built by the lowest bidder. Makes you feel good, doesn't it?
Rockhound: Harry, this is illegal man
Harry Stamper: I'm temporarily insane, Rock, it's all right
Braveheart
Stephen : God says he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're f****d
Wallace: "Yes, I've heard. He kills men by the hundreds. And, if he was here, he'd consume the English with fireballs from his eyes and bolts of lightning from his arse."
Signs
-Merrill: Morgan, this crop stuff is just about a bunch of nerds who never had a girlfriend their lives. They're like thirty now. They make up secret codes and analyze Greek mythology and make secret societies where other guys who never had girlfriends can join in. They do stupid crap like this to feel special. It's a scam. Nerds were doin' it twenty five years ago and new nerds are doing it again.
Father Graham: Its just static, Morgan. Frequency.
[Weird noises come from the baby monitor.]
Morgan: It's a code.
Bo: Why couldn't they get girlfriends?
-Merrill: OK, well, besides the possibility that an Olympian Scandinavian Long Jumper broke into our farm last night, who would you say it was?
-Merrill: I moved the TV in here for the kids sake. So they wouldn't get obsessed, like you said. They had already been watching for ten hours straight. I figured they should be playing "Furry, Furry Rabitts" or something.
Father Graham: What's "Furry, Furry Rabbits"?
Merrill: It's a game, isn't it?
Tombstone
Ike Clanton: What is that Holiday? Twelve hands in a row? Ain't nobody that lucky.
Doc Holliday: Why Ike, whatever do you mean? Maybe poker's just not your game. I know! Let's have a spelling contest!
Billy Clanton: Why, it's the drunk piano player. You're so drunk, you can't hit nothin'. In fact, you're probably seeing double.
[Billy Clanton draws a knife, and Doc Holliday takes out a second gun]
Doc Holliday: I have two guns, one for each of ya.
Armageddon
(Rockhound is riding the bomb a la Dr. Strangelove.)
Colonel William Sharp: Get off... the nuclear... warhead.
Rockhound: What's wrong?
Colonel William Sharp: We've got a busted ship.
Rockhound: A BUSTED SHIP?! And I'm strapped in this chair? I had a good spot picked out there!
Rockhound: You know we're sitting on four million pounds of fuel, one nuclear weapon and a thing that has 270,000 moving parts built by the lowest bidder. Makes you feel good, doesn't it?
Rockhound: Harry, this is illegal man
Harry Stamper: I'm temporarily insane, Rock, it's all right
FearlessLeader2
Fundamentalist Loon
"Hello!! My name is Inigio Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!!"
"It's too late!! Look!! The Cliffs of Insanity!!"
God, there's so many from that one movie alone...
But then there's:
"You have a gun, shoot them!!"
"I want to shoot them, but they're...furbearing, I might need a permit or something." (Turns to 'them') "Well, thanks guys, you could have given us help, but instead you gave us so much more."
"Hey, that's what we're here for."
(Lady on blacony holding baby) "Shut up!!"
"No you shut up lady!!"
"Please God!! All I want is a cab!! Just one, lousy, f***ing cab!!"
"What does that mean anyways Grimm? Floories pardo mordies?"
"Oh you know, it means 'flowers for the damned'."
"Oh God!! We're all gonna die! We're all gonna die!!"
"It's too late!! Look!! The Cliffs of Insanity!!"
God, there's so many from that one movie alone...
But then there's:
"You have a gun, shoot them!!"
"I want to shoot them, but they're...furbearing, I might need a permit or something." (Turns to 'them') "Well, thanks guys, you could have given us help, but instead you gave us so much more."
"Hey, that's what we're here for."
(Lady on blacony holding baby) "Shut up!!"
"No you shut up lady!!"
"Please God!! All I want is a cab!! Just one, lousy, f***ing cab!!"
"What does that mean anyways Grimm? Floories pardo mordies?"
"Oh you know, it means 'flowers for the damned'."
"Oh God!! We're all gonna die! We're all gonna die!!"
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