10 historically accepted uses of the f-word

[Rambuchan]

“That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind, and a great, big, fat hairy '@#$% you' to Buzz Aldrin.” ~ Neil Armstrong 1969

 

[Dr. Yoshi]

"Mother @#$%ers can't own me!" - Frederick Douglass

 

[budweiser]

"Houston, we have a f***ing problem."
-attributed Apollo XIII quote

Actual quote would be:

Swigert:"Okay, Houston, we've had a f***ing problem here."

Duke: 'This is Houston. Say again please.'

Lovell: 'Houston, we've had a f***ing problem. We've had a main B bus undervolt.'

 

[azzaman333]

"We're ****ed now." English cricket team when shane warne starts bowling.

 

[Ultima Dragoon]

"We're ****ed now." English cricket team when shane warne starts bowling.

Good call.

 

[Rambuchan]

Seing as it's an historical thread...

"We're @#$%ed now." Australian cricket team when Harold Larwood starts bowling.

 

[Dr. Yoshi]

"I think, therefore I @^$%ing am, biatch." - Rene Descartes' original statement in response to harsh criticism of his philosophical beliefs.

 

[Ultima Dragoon]

Thunderfall-What the @#$% did Perfection do now?

That's a really good one.

 

[The 777 Hoax]

We are @#%&ing addicted to oil. - George W Bush
You better spit me out, you @#%&ing whale. - Jonah

Haha I crack myself up!

 

[Rambuchan]

"Well, dear Egyptians, my God did say he would @#%& you up, and not just with plague and pestilence." ~ Moses.

 

[bhsup]

"Houston, we have a f***ing problem."
-attributed Apollo XIII quote

Actual quote would be:

Swigert:"Okay, Houston, we've had a f***ing problem here."

Duke: 'This is Houston. Say again please.'

Lovell: 'Houston, we've had a f***ing problem. We've had a main B bus undervolt.'

Supposedly actual usage:
"Dear Lord, please don't let me <bleep> up."
- Alan Shephard, first American in space. Said while waiting for his Mercury rocket to ignite and take off.

 

[Erik Mesoy]

"What the @#%& is your problem?"
-Muslims commenting on the Muhammed Cartoons
"What the @#%& is your problem?"
-Danes commenting on the rioting muslims

 

[The 777 Hoax]

^ hahahahaha

 

[Rambuchan]

"I did not @#%& that woman, she just gave me a little head." ~ Bill Clinton, 1998.

 

[Mise]

"I ain't givin' up my @#$%ing seat ait!" ~ Rosa Parks.

ROFL !

 

[CivFan91]

"I did not @#%& that woman, she just gave me a little head." ~ Bill Clinton, 1998.

 

[YNCS]

3. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"


-- Custer, 1877

This is just plain wrong. I'll tell you the story about the painting of Custer's last words:

A descendant of George Armstrong Custer went to a painter and said "I'd like a painting of my most famous ancestor's most famous accomplishment, Custer's Last Stand." The painter thinks about it for a while, then tells Custer Jr. to come back in a month with $10,000 and he'd get his painting. A month later, Custer Jr. returns, pays the painter, and the painting is brought out. At the top of the painting is a cow with a halo over her head looking down on the ground. On the ground as far as the eye can see are Native Americans making love. Custer Jr. looks at the painting and says "what does this have to do with Custer's Last Stand." The painter replies "this painting represents Custer's last words." "Oh, and what were they?" "Holy Cow, look at all the @#$%ing Indians."

 

[AL_DA_GREAT]

They were funny

 

[malclave]

"I did not @#%& that woman, she just gave me a little head." ~ Bill Clinton, 1998.

"That depends on what the definition of "@#$%", is" ~ Bill Clinton, 1998

 

[happy_Alex]

"what does this @#$%ing button do?"

Actual transmission from Space shuttle challenger 1986