10 things about golf that sound dirty, but aren't

[DaEezT]

10. Nuts...my shaft is bent.

9. After 18 holes I can barely walk.

8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.

7. Look at the size of his putter.

6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.

5. Mind if I join your threesome?

4. Stand with your back turned and drop it.

3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.

2. Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired.

1. Hold up...I need to wash my balls first

 

[scorch]

you sick ****!!!!

 

[.:KNAS:.]

very funny.....

 

[starlifter]

1. Hold up...I need to wash my balls first

LOL, and this has lots of variations after holing out in a game.

 

[Dell19]

Very funny! I may have to vote for you on the funniest person(s) thread

 

[Kefka]

Funny
just put your balls in the hole.

 

[Dexter]

That was very funny!!! Keep your head down and spread your legs a little more!!! [dance]

 

[scorch]

I didn't even know what sex was when i was 13!!!

Ok, next hole your gonna have to do it harder.

 

[Apollo]

Why do we have to do this complicated game? Why can't it just be done plain and simple: I take my balls and shove them in the hole.

My shaft is too hard, at this distance I'll overshoot the hole.

Where'd he get balls like that!

Here, grip your shaft like I am. It will make it a lot easier to get your game going.

Okay, enough perversion for now...

 

[DaEezT]

you guys are all sick

 

[Dell19]

Yeah when you read it...and then posted so you couldn't have been that disturbed...

 

[VanOranje]

Please look out with wacking my new balls I just got them

 

[Red October]

How about Tiger Wood s?

 

[scorch]

Originally posted by Red October
How about Tiger Wood s?

hahaha!!!

 

[Dell19]

Originally posted by scorch


hahaha!!!

SPAM SPAM SPAM. Really funny.

Oh no I've lst my balls...or I've only got one ball left...