So there's a man crawling through the desert....

[Arakhor]

It also utterly fails in British English, because we say Lee-ver, rather than Lev-er.

 

[cardgame]

lrn2pronunciate

 

[Arakhor]

Right. Thanks. Much appreciated.

 

[globaooba]

Cool story bro.

 

[GoodGame]

Points for typing it.

 

[Lord Baal]

Points for typing it.

It'd be a c&p job. I've seen it in a few places before.

 

[Eran of Arcadia]

I really feel the very last line should be the punchline, though.

 

[cardgame]

I really feel the very last line should be the punchline, though.

Hmm I think it was, the first time I read it. The other thread did it better ^_^

 

[_random_]

I read this for the first time today and found if quite amusing. I also read it allowed on a long car ride, to people who were less amused.

 

[strijder20]

The story isn't horrible, so I don't feel like I wasted 10 minutes reading it

 

[Joecoolyo]

I can't believe I read that entire thing

good stuff

 

[Mise]

The most annoying thing is, the pun doesn't even work in British English. It's pronounced lee-ver, not leh-ver.

 

[strijder20]

The most annoying thing is, the pun doesn't even work in British English. It's pronounced lee-ver, not leh-ver.

Then you should start pronouncing never as nee-ver. Be consistent, you bloody Anglophones!

 

[Mise]

Never!

 

[Cheezy the Wiz]

After reading the thread title, I was hoping the next line would be "he's lying on his back, but you're not helping him..."