1000 Clues You Play Civ IV Too Much

Yes. If you do a search under find friends for "Civilization IV," and hit "all results," there should be a group for called "Civilization IV" The group's website is listed as civfanatics.com.
 
Wow - all good but you saved the best for last on #19 and 20, Eclipse. And thanks blackrabbit for #54, 55 and 56. (I think I got 'it'),

I'm a little late entering this and I only looked at the first page, but I think we are at

#1136 When you look at pictures in a history book you wonder what combat rating and promotions the illustration would have in your campaign.
#1137 You are waiting for an audio CD entitled "Civilization's greatest hits".
#1138 You tell stories about old Civilization campaigns you played as if you were a general around the campfire. .....Oh, I just did.
#1139 You stay up all night putting screenshots on your facebook.
#1140 You believe Churchill had an affair with Cleopatra, and the Great Wall starts in Paris.
 
#1141 You are looking for a Valetines gift for Catherine... and you expect her to be VERY appreciative.
 
Oh yeah, I almost forgot

#1141 Your cat has given up trying to get attention, and now stares blankly at the computer screen as little men run around on it.
 
1143) You put Baba Yetu as ringtone at your cell phone.
 
1143. You think all villiages were originally cottages.
1145. You wonder why 20-year old cottages haven't turned into villiages, and 40-year old cottages don't turn into towns.
 
Pretty good for some late entries - IgorS. These were my favorite.

1099: You don't go to the elections because you don't know how to add a new leader.
1101: You are upset at your government because there is no Colosseum in your city.
1102: You think Caesarea is the cleanest city in Israel, because unlike others it has an aqueduct.
1106: You think that if Israel and Syria make peace they will exchange world maps.
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1146. You tell your arch enemy their head belongs on a pole.
 
Has already been said, don't expect you to have read all 35 pages though...

1147.) When someone says "just plain great" you immediately disagree and say plains suck.
 
They were Conquistadors, of corse.

1149) You pull up the leader heads, and tell them about your problems.
1150) 90% of these problems are civ induced.
 
1151) since you can circle around the world by keeping going north, you conclude that the world must be donut-shaped.
 
1152) You think China was idiot since one Cho-Ko-Nu and one Pikeman can easily beat five Keshiks
1153) You agree with Sid Meier that Mongols are not barbs, since they passed the Great Wall.
 
1154) you think of Sid Meier as a spiritual guide "Snacks are good in moderation."
 
They were Conquistadors, of corse.

1149) You pull up the leader heads, and tell them about your problems.
1150) 90% of these problems are civ induced.


Interesting you should mention that. I always felt that Conquistadors should have appeared as a unique explorer unit with an arquebusier, pikeman, and cavalier. They would have a 50% bonus against barbarians and have the special ability to attack cities. It wasn't like large parties of knights took part in the exploration and early conquest of the new world.
 
1151) You try to rewrite history according to Civ rules.

PS It was really the Tercios (sword and buckler men - later pikes and muskets) that were Spain's most famous soldiers, and should be their unique unit.
 
1152. You pray to Sid Meier that Flouzemaker returns (author of Gilgamesh's Court, Suleiman's Harem, and Pacal's (Ball) Court).
 
oh woops numbering is off, I'll fix it

1158. You name your volleyball team after the first expansion pack of CivIV (guilty).
 
(Correct numbering btw)
1155 You see terrorists as barbarians and they spawn in that little culture hole in the middle of Asia (play earth 1000 AD and you'll see what I mean) and that no one will stop them unless they build a city in that little valley
1156 You dont understand how the Ottomans conquered Constantinople with a cannon when they hadn't even reached Astronomy yet (still using galleys around the 1600's [Battle of Lepanto])
1157 The Cold War was the result of the Alaskan borders and the Russian Borders hitting each other and resulting in a -1 Our close borders spark tensions
1158 You had been thinking about this list before you joined the forum
1159 The only way Nostrodamus could have made accurate predictions about the future is if he played ahead and reloaded to medieval times
1160 The Mayans were the first to use plantations in the Carribbean since they got calendars first
 
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