1000 Clues You Play Civ IV Too Much

[RandomPerson]

oh woops numbering is off, I'll fix it

1158. You name your volleyball team after the first expansion pack of CivIV (guilty).

 

[General Ege]

(Correct numbering btw)
1155 You see terrorists as barbarians and they spawn in that little culture hole in the middle of Asia (play earth 1000 AD and you'll see what I mean) and that no one will stop them unless they build a city in that little valley
1156 You dont understand how the Ottomans conquered Constantinople with a cannon when they hadn't even reached Astronomy yet (still using galleys around the 1600's [Battle of Lepanto])
1157 The Cold War was the result of the Alaskan borders and the Russian Borders hitting each other and resulting in a -1 Our close borders spark tensions
1158 You had been thinking about this list before you joined the forum
1159 The only way Nostrodamus could have made accurate predictions about the future is if he played ahead and reloaded to medieval times
1160 The Mayans were the first to use plantations in the Carribbean since they got calendars first

 

[Zebra 9]

1156 You dont understand how the Ottomans conquered Constantinople with a cannon when they hadn't even reached Astronomy yet (still using galleys around the 1600's [Battle of Lepanto])

1161 You know how they could have galleys and cannons. They never upgraded!!!!!!!

 

[DroopyTofu]

1162) You've noticed that the buttons on guitar hero are almost the same as the borders for (in this order), Aztec, Japan, Egypt, America, and The Dutch.

 

[General Ege]

1161 You know how they could have galleys and cannons. They never upgraded!!!!!!!

True, but still then they would have had galleons, and could have invaded Europe from the North by sailing around... ahahahaha

1163) You think that the Spanish only conquered Incans because the Quecha was obsolete by the time Pizzaro arrived

1164) You wonder what leaders ruled the colonies of European Empires back in the days (who ruled India? Who ruled Australia? WHO RULED CANADA?!)

 

[Popcornlord]

Canada? Austraila? What are they?

 

[Dumanios]

1166:You can't wait for Civ 5

I'm counting Popcornland's post as 1165.

 

[ParadigmShifter]

1166) You plan to upgrade your computer when civ 5 comes out, and not before or after.

 

[General Ege]

1167) You've planned kidnapping the great one known as Sid Meiers and hold him ransom until he makes Civ 5

 

[Sciguy001]

1167) You refear to Sid Meiers as "The Legendary"

 

[General Ege]

1169) You modded the game and added another difficulty level calling it Meiers

 

[jake1er]

1170) you figure another 10% on the cultural slider will be more effective than your prozac

 

[IAM]

1171) You have solar cells and battery backup so the Apocolypse won't interfere with Civ time... and an EMP shielded safe room.

 

[Zebra 9]

True, but still then they would have had galleons, and could have invaded Europe from the North by sailing around... ahahahaha

1172) Only a human player could do that. That leads me to believe that the Ottomans were AI.

 

[eastsidebagel]

1173): You intentionally upset girls so they'll slap you, just the way Catherine is doing it.

1174): You wonder where Gilgamesh is hiding nowadays.

1175): You read this whole thread and are getting seriously worried because almost everything applies to you as well.

1176): You are trying to warn the world from Genghis, Montezuma and Shaka.

 

[General Ege]

1177) You believe because you can beat a game of civ that you are properly qualified for ruling the world

1178) Russia has not been conquered been conquered because in the past, invading armies utilized tanks and such, Napoleon used artillery but that's close to tanks, and Russia used spears....

 

[phillip1882]

1179) you post more than five signs on this topic
1180) you delcare war on your next door nieghorbors for not endorcing your religious beliefs.
1181) you've killed montezuma over 100 times.
1182) you believe the reason most countries adopted emacipation is because it makes other countries want it more.
1183) you think the us government should adopt slavery so it can rush build more wonders.
1184) you think the best way to balance the us government's budget would be to lower the research rate.

 

[Öjevind Lång]

1185.) If there is unhappiness in your family, you start to kill them until the survivors are happy. In the process, you gain a silo, a barracks, a wall around your property, your own temple, your own court where you judge your family and a car port, the last being your Unique Building.

 

[Harry Potter52]

1185.) If there is unhappiness in your family, you start to kill them until the survivors are happy. In the process, you gain a silo, a barracks, a wall around your property, your own temple, your own court where you judge your family and a car port, the last being your Unique Building.

Sorry for the spam post, but this is great
I however, keep my silence and shall not post any more clues here coz we are above 1000

 

[ncwarrior]

I however, keep my silence and shall not post any more clues here coz we are above 1000

that's a lame reason